sapristi brains! 105kb aardvark01.wav the lost emperor |
gad moriarty, you think of everything ... 77kb aardvark02.wav the lost emperor |
we must take action, jeeeem! 270kb action.wav we must take action, jeeeem! 112kb action.ogg the string robberies |
quick! a new shirt! 47kb abdul.wav tales of men's shirts |
i am adolphus spriggs! 40kb adolphus.wav i am adolphus spriggs! 14kb adolphus.ogg the great tuscan salami scandal |
i bet that's been marked for life by now 288kb advertising.wav i bet that's been marked for life by now 136kb advertising.ogg the mysterious punch-up-the-conker |
what rubbish! 105kb ah-moon.wav the moon show |
oh, it's good to be alive! in 1985! 55kb alive1.wav oh, it's good to be alive! in 1985! 18kb alive1.ogg 1985 |
it's good to be alive in 1985! 36kb alive2.wav it's good to be alive in 1985! 13kb alive2.ogg 1985 |
ooooh! it's good to be alive in 1985! 36kb alive3.wav ooooh! it's good to be alive in 1985! 13kb alive3.ogg 1985 |
oh ho! it's good to be alive! 239kb alive4.wav oh ho! it's good to be alive! 66kb alive4.ogg 1985 |
now did you hear they're sending up a rocket to photograph the other side of you? 216kb all-lies.wav now did you hear they're sending up a rocket to photograph the other side of you? 59kb all-lies.ogg tales of men's shirts |
search america and look under the beds! 227kb america.wav search america and look under the beds! 64kb america.ogg the call of the west |
what ever happened ... ? 191kb bacon.wav the fireball of milton street |
no thanks, i'm religious 25kb bagpipe.wav no thanks, i'm religious 11kb bagpipe.ogg the white box of great bardfield |
watch what you're doing, man! 565kb bagpipes.wav the curse of frankenstein |
the ballad of the punch-up-the-conk 403kb ballad.wav the ballad of the punch-up-the-conk 119kb ballad.ogg the mysterious punch-up-the-conker |
i put up a sign saying, "henry crun, banker" 197kb banker.wav i put up a sign saying, "henry crun, banker" 62kb banker.ogg the great bank robbery |
it's not my turn, mate 200kb barrel1.wav it's not my turn, mate 128kb barrel1.ogg the great british revolution |
can I get outta this barrel now? 196kb barrel2.wav can I get outta this barrel now? 124kb barrel2.ogg the great british revolution |
everyone back to their own beds! 61kb bed01.wav everyone back to their own beds! 20kb bed01.ogg the affair of the lone banana |
the one i'm not in, min 322kb bed02.wav the one i'm not in, min 93kb bed02.ogg the last tram (from clapham) |
wait 'til I see that twit bert 460kb bertsmethod.wav wait 'til I see that twit bert 196kb bertsmethod.ogg tales of men's shirts |
i'll give you biff on conk! biff! 64kb biff.wav i'll give you biff on conk! biff! 20kb biff.ogg the call of the west |
23rd of november? that's my birthday! 258kb birthday.wav 23rd of november? that's my birthday! 74kb birthday.mp3 the silent buglar |
dear heavy blotter-outer-of-landscapes 235kb blotter.wav dear heavy blotter-outer-of-landscapes 58kb blotter.ogg the junk affair |
b-l-e-n ... t-n ... blunbintles 614kb blunbintle.wav b-l-e-n ... t-n ... blunbintles 193kb blunbintle.ogg the yehti |
sex: male - name: bogg, f. 152kb boggef.wav sex: male - name: bogg, f. 45kb boggef.ogg the greatest mountain in the world |
she's just coming to the boil ... 136kb boil.wav she's just coming to the boil ... 68kb boil.ogg tales of men's shirts |
is that what you tie ships to? 128kb bollard01.wav is that what you tie ships to? 39kb bollard01.ogg the mystery of the marie celeste (solved) |
it's a touch of the bombay belly! 344kb bombaybelly.wav it's a touch of the bombay belly! 102kb bombaybelly.ogg ten snowballs that shook the world |
it says, ‘manufacturer's warning: this chicken is a bombay duck.’ 476kb bombayduck.wav it says, ‘manufacturer's warning: this chicken is a bombay duck.’ 172kb bombayduck.ogg the last goon show of all |
i can't find my boot in the dark ... (excerpt) 343 boot.wav i can't find my boot in the dark ... 979kb boot.ogg the great tuscan salami scandal |
stop that naughty noise! 108kb brainworker.wav the international christmas pudding |
just like our lovely little hotel at brighton! 257kb brighton.wav just like our lovely little hotel at brighton! 42kb brighton.ogg the spanish suitcase |
i like chips in brown gravy! 160kb browngravy.wav i like chips in brown gravy! 68kb browngravy.ogg the scarlet capsule (aka quatermass o.b.e.) |
what paper do you represent? brown paper! 192kb brownpaper.wav what paper do you represent? brown paper! 84kb brownpaper.ogg the scarlet capsule (aka quatermass o.b.e.) |
i've got two o-levels and a budgerigar 184kb budgerigar.wav i've got two o-levels and a budgerigar 60kb budgerigar.ogg the last goon show of all |
yes! and only 10/6d a packet! 93kb bugle.wav yes! and only 10/6d a packet! 34kb bugle.ogg the great bank robbery |
i lost my key, minnie! 609kb bungalow.wav the fireball of milton street |
if you must burst ... 73kb burst.wav if you must burst ... 24kb burst.ogg the last tram (from clapham) |
it must be hell in there! 46kb caesar.wav |
it's my regimental march ... 97kb cashregisters.wav it's my regimental march ... 31kb cashregisters.ogg the last smoking seagoon |
a ... b ... c ... charlie ... 120kb charlie.wav a ... b ... c ... charlie ... 92kb charlie.ogg the international christmas pudding |
there's a chink in my armour! 89kb chink.wav the scarlet capsule (aka quatermass o.b.e.) |
i'm not going to eat that!!! 1.33mb chipati.wav the white neddie trade |
blatt!! 26kb chord-in-c.wav |
now move along there before i belt ya! 200kb christmas.wav |
penny for the guy? 381kb christmas2.wav penny for the guy? 164kb christmas2.ogg the string robberies |
two big cigars and they're both lit! 432kb cigars.wav two big cigars and they're both lit! 127kb cigars.ogg the greatest mountain in the world |
a civil servant, min 72kb civil.wav a civil servant, min 23kb civil.ogg the last tram (from clapham) |
you've heard of clapham common? 72kb clapham.wav you've heard of clapham common? 23kb clapham.ogg the sinking of westminster pier |
oi'm only the cleaner 'round 'ere 76kb cleaner.wav oi'm only the cleaner 'round 'ere 36kb cleaner.ogg tales of men's shirts |
you do it and you can clean up, mate! 98kb cleanup.wav you do it and you can clean up, mate! 29kb cleanup.ogg the call of the west |
oh! i'll clear off then ... 57kb clearoff01.wav |
i'll clear off, then ... 41kb clearoff02.wav i'll clear off, then ... 15kb clearoff02.ogg the shifting sands |
i'll clear off then ... 35kb clearoff03.wav i'll clear off then ... 13kb clearoff03.ogg the shifting sands |
mr clench! 158kb clench.wav mr clench! 48kb clench.ogg the last tram (from clapham) |
don't like clubbing, jeeeem 130kb clubbing.wav don't like clubbing, jeeeem 49kb clubbing.mp3 the string robberies |
bring that thing closer, willya? 64kb closer.wav the call of the west |
i think he's down in the coal cellar 300kb coal.wav i think he's down in the coal cellar 99kb coal.ogg the yehti |
everybody's got to be somewhere 428kb coalman.wav everybody's got to be somewhere 152kb coalman.ogg the last goon show of all |
you let me get a'hold of yer coconut shells ... 155kb coconut.wav you let me get a'hold of yer coconut shells ... 46kb coconut.ogg the call of the west |
come in 244kb come-in.wav come in 104kb come-in.ogg tales of old dartmoor |
nervous of burglars? 643kb coming-sir.wav nervous of burglars? 224kb coming-sir.ogg the mystery of the fake neddie seagoons |
we'll be havin' a ripe 'arvest of compost for 'im t'night 268kb compost.wav we'll be havin' a ripe 'arvest of compost for 'im t'night 76kb compost.ogg the spanish suitcase |
i say, you're cutting it rather fine ... 131kb copper.wav |
ahhhh, you're a square, buddy! (excerpt) 183kb corny.wav ahhhh, you're a square, buddy! 243kb corny.ogg the white box of great bardfield |
is this the shipyard of crun, bannister, and crun? 42kb crun.wav is this the shipyard of crun, bannister, and crun? 15kb crun.ogg the mystery of the marie celeste (solved) |
henry albert sebastopol queen victoria crun 114kb crun2.wav henry albert sebastopol queen victoria crun 45kb crun2.ogg
the telephone |
i'm cryptic ned 163kb cryptic.wav i'm cryptic ned 50kb cryptic.ogg ten snowballs that shook the world |
silence singhiz! 98kb currypowder.wav silence singhiz! 28kb currypowder.mp3 king solomon's mines |
i dunno, it's too dark to see 34kb dark.wav i dunno, it's too dark to see 10kb dark.ogg the albert memorial |
you callin' me a liar? 298kb deformed.wav the call of the west |
oh that'll brush off, don't worry 188kb deposit.wav oh that'll brush off, don't worry 36kb deposit.ogg the last goon show of all |
he says he wants to die rich 118kb die-rich.wav |
and other disgusting noises ... 85kb disgusting.wav and other disgusting noises ... 27kb disgusting.ogg the greatest mountain in the world |
this disjointed conversation 409kb disjointed.wav this disjointed conversation 150kb disjointed.mp3 the string robberies |
we must have the documents, you know? (excerpt) 200kb documents.wav we must have the documents, you know? 427kb documents.ogg the affair of the lone banana |
i don't like it, jeeeem ... 16kb dontlikeit.wav i don't like it, jeeeem ... 12kb dontlikeit.ogg the white neddie trade |
you know these blinds are drawn ... 245kb drawn.wav you know these blinds are drawn ... 114kb drawn.ogg the mysterious punch-up-the-conker |
my grandmother keeps a duck farm in kent ... 98kb duckfarm.wav my grandmother keeps a duck farm in kent ... 30kb duckfarm.ogg the burning embassy |
ooooo! that hurts, jeeeem! 252kb duckfarm2.wav ooooo! that hurts, jeeeem! 108kb duckfarm2.ogg the thing on the mountain |
you make a joke of me!?! 265kb duel1.wav you make a joke of me!?! 89kb duel1.ogg tales of montmatre |
stop sawing my wooden leg! 143kb duel2.wav stop sawing my wooden leg! 50kb duel2.ogg tales of montmatre |
so i see by your poor old paintings 143kb duel3.wav so i see by your poor old paintings 50kb duel3.ogg tales of montmatre |
ragged bum!?! 143kb duel4.wav ragged bum!?! 50kb duel4.ogg tales of montmatre |
here it is, two francs in unused socks 114kb duel5.wav here it is, two francs in unused socks 41kb duel5.ogg tales of montmatre |
ohhhh in french! 55kb duel6.wav ohhhh in french! 21kb duel6.ogg tales of montmatre |
i came in the council dustcart! 156kb dustcart.wav i came in the council dustcart! 46kb dustcart.ogg the last tram (from clapham) |
eccles ... do you remember, eccles? 576kb eccles.wav eccles ... do you remember, eccles? 224kb eccles.ogg tales of old dartmoor |
you seen the eiffel tower? 672kb eiffeltower.wav |
just about everybody, i think ... 132kb ein-humour.wav
just about everybody, i think ... 60kb ein-humour.ogg tales of men's shirts |
i got an electric twit for christmas 48kb electric-twit.wav i got an electric twit for christmas 28kb electric-twit.ogg tales of men's shirts |
i am understanding the necessary of gainful employment 440kb employment.ogg the string robberies |
sapristi! he's written in an empty gun for me! 200kb emptygun.wav sapristi! he's written in an empty gun for me! 72kb emptygun.ogg six charlies in search of an author |
oh well, moriarty ... 41kb etsequitur.wav |
i'm afraid you'll have to be evacuated 620kb evacuated.wav i'm afraid you'll have to be evacuated 252kb evacuated.ogg the scarlet capsule (aka quatermass o.b.e.) |
printed by j smith and sons, birmingham 473kb eyechart.wav |
although, you know sir, i must admit, me eyes ain't what they used to be 200kb eyes.wav although, you know sir, i must admit, me eyes ain't what they used to be 63kb eyes.ogg the mysterious punch-up-the-conker |
it's covered with feathers ... 740kb feathers.wav the missing scroll (the lost music of purdom) |
it's a filthy lie! 84kb filthylie01.wav it's a filthy lie! 60kb filthylie01.ogg the junk affair |
... a stinking filthy lie! 76kb filthylie02.wav ... a stinking filthy lie! 52kb filthylie02.ogg the junk affair |
foine ... foine ... foine ... 14kb finefinefine.wav |
piece of string!!! 249kb financial.wav |
which of all these fishbones is you? 153kb fishbones.wav which of all these fishbones is you? 45kb fishbones.ogg the call of the west |
i'll break every bone in my fist! 108kb fist.wav i'll break every bone in my fist! 32kb fist.ogg the last goon show of all |
we're flattening fish, sir. 669kb flat.wav we're flattening fish, sir. 162kb flat.ogg the kippered herring gang |
never mind those flip-flap knees, jeeeem! 128kb flip-top.wav the £1,000,000 penny |
what other tiger's got two pairs of boots to wear? 329kb flu.wav what other tiger's got two pairs of boots to wear? 108kb flu.ogg the white box of great bardfield |
three goons in a fountain 437kb fountain.wav three goons in a fountain 363kb fountain.ogg the affair of the lone banana |
is equal to three fully-clothed miles in france! 72kb france.wav is equal to three fully-clothed miles in france! 32kb france.ogg the call of the west |
admiralty, third floor 124kb fredabrothel.wav admiralty, third floor 34kb fredabrothel.mp3 ill met by goonlight |
will i never be free of them? 48kb freeofthem.wav |
russian frogmen dunnit, mate! 146kb frogmen.wav russian frogmen dunnit, mate! 46kb frogmen.ogg the sinking of westminster pier |
take a letter - in gargling fluid ... 407kb gargle.wav take a letter - in gargling fluid ... 119kb gargle.ogg ten snowballs that shook the world |
get modern in six weeks - or get out! 80kb getmodern.wav |
better still, get out! 72kb getout.wav better still, get out! 40kb getout.ogg tales of men's shirts |
but you can't be human! 39kb ghosts.wav but you can't be human! 14kb ghosts.ogg the mystery of the marie celeste (solved) |
your car's ready, sir 45kb gladys.wav your car's ready, sir 16kb gladys.ogg the last tram (from clapham) |
at least i can afford to run away from you 346kb gladysdarling.wav at least i can afford to run away from you 156kb gladysdarling.ogg the mysterious punch-up-the-conker |
our glorious anthem 252kb glorious-anthem.wav the sleeping prince |
this gentleman is going to south america ... 292kb goodbye.wav this gentleman is going to south america ... 80kb goodbye.ogg the affair of the lone banana |
you're a good-lookin' fella, too! 304kb goodlookingfella.wav you're a good-lookin' fella, too! 83kb goodlookingfella.mp3 the £50 cure |
havin' a good time! 344kb goodtime.wav havin' a good time! 96kb goodtime.ogg the greatest mountain in the world |
so that's commercial television 127kb grabbo01.wav so that's commercial television 38kb grabbo01.ogg ten snowballs that shook the world |
eat grabbo dogfood 183kb grabbo02.wav eat grabbo dogfood 55kb grabbo02.ogg ten snowballs that shook the world |
everything in the garden is indeed lovely ... 528kb grammatically.wav |
... i think i'll go home ... 261kb great thinker.wav |
i can't concentrate on the brown leather when you keep singing the 'green door', you know ... 539kb greendoor.wav i can't concentrate on the brown leather when you keep singing the 'green door', you know ... 243kb greendoor.ogg the mysterious punch-up-the-conker |
not quite green ... more of a dirty yellow colour 308kb greengrocer.wav not quite green ... more of a dirty yellow colour 132kb greengrocer.ogg tales of men's shirts |
i was practicing exploding myself for guy fawkes night 322kb guyfawkes.wav i was practicing exploding myself for guy fawkes night 105kb guyfawkes.ogg the great bank robbery |
put these in a jar of hair oil! 504kb hairoil.wav |
i do know a man with a hairy-bald head! 309kb hairy-bald.wav |
let's hang 'im now! 152kb hangim.wav |
i suppose he makes somebody happy ... 158kb happy.wav i suppose he makes somebody happy ... 59kb happy.mp3 the sahara desert statue |
my heart is in the highlands ... 134kb heart.wav |
oh seagoon, the heat! 76kb heat01.wav oh seagoon, the heat! 36kb heat01.ogg the booted gorilla |
our water rates are high enough as it is 631kb herbal.wav our water rates are high enough as it is 269kb herbal.ogg the string robberies |
who do you think you're hitting? 106kb hitting.wav who do you think you're hitting? 33kb hitting.ogg i was monty's treble |
honouri tempus and gratis 165kb honouri.wav honouri tempus and gratis 46kb honouri.ogg under two floorboards |
mate! oww, me 'ooter, owww! 118kb hooter.wav mate! oww, me 'ooter, owww! 38kb hooter.ogg the mysterious punch-up-the-conker |
did you take your male hormone pills? 211kb hormone.wav did you take your male hormone pills? 63kb hormone.ogg i was monty's treble |
where's yer horse? 249kb horse.wav where's yer horse? 71kb horse.ogg the call of the west |
and in that order ... 132kb hullo-folks2.wav and in that order ... 56kb hullo-folks2.ogg tales of men's shirts |
must be something wrong with the line, jeeeem! 166kb hullo-jeeeem1.wav the moriarty murder mystery |
... too much competition! 260kb idiot.wav ... too much competition! 64kb idiot.ogg the stolen postman |
curse! the wrong idiot! 17kb idiot1.wav curse! the wrong idiot! 7kb idiot1.ogg the spanish suitcase |
my client has been taken ill with head 196kb ill.wav my client has been taken ill with head 120kb ill.ogg the junk affair |
remember, any other key is illegal 368kb illegal.wav remember, any other key is illegal 106kb illegal.ogg ten snowballs that shook the world |
how dare you talk while I'm kissing your wife 121kb impressionist.wav how dare you talk while I'm kissing your wife 43kb impressionist.ogg tales of montmatre |
and stop flashing your insteps, min 164kb insteps.wav and stop flashing your insteps, min 68kb insteps.ogg the scarlet capsule (aka quatermass o.b.e.) |
someone has blundered 168kb intelligence.wav someone has blundered 72kb intelligence.ogg tales of men's shirts |
it's him, ned seagoon ... 133kb itshim.wav it's him, ned seagoon ... 40kb itshim.ogg the mystery of the marie celeste (solved) |
thank you, jeeeem fans! thank you, jeeeem fans! 104kb jeemfans.wav thank you, jeeeem fans! thank you, jeeeem fans! 31kb jeemfans.ogg the spon plague |
a vice that was hue and unsavoury held a vicar named lebarry in slavery amidst lecherous howls he would bugger young owls that he kept in an underground aviary 173kb johnnyvivian.wav the last goon show of all |
for he's a jolly good seagoon! 165kb jolly.wav for he's a jolly good seagoon! 50kb jolly.ogg the sinking of westminster pier |
he is count jeeeem (kidney wiper) moriarty ... 128kb kidneywiper.wav he is count jeeeem (kidney wiper) moriarty ... 37kb kidneywiper.ogg the spon plague |
she can't get the wood, either ... 131kb knasher.wav she can't get the wood, either ... 47kb knasher.ogg the white box of great bardfield |
strain!!! 63kb knees.wav |
i haven't got a knob on my side 664kb knob.wav i haven't got a knob on my side 240kb knob.ogg the last goon show of all |
i shoulda said that sooner, shouldn't i? 112kb land-ahead.wav i shoulda said that sooner, shouldn't i? 48kb land-ahead.ogg tales of old dartmoor |
come in ... 36kb laugh.wav |
ahh, let's see. omnibuses sold. yes, here's the first one we sold, 1873. 404kb ledger.wav ahh, let's see. omnibuses sold. yes, here's the first one we sold, 1873. 276kb ledger.ogg the mysterious punch-up-the-conker |
we turn left here, lad 51kb left.wav we turn left here, lad 17kb left.ogg the mystery of the marie celeste (solved) |
one gill of a rare leopard oil! in newts ... 289kb leopard-oil.wav one gill of a rare leopard oil! in newts ... 78kb leopard-oil.ogg a christmas carol |
a good run for your money! 47kb licorice.wav |
all lies, do you hear me?! lies! 197kb lies.wav all lies, do you hear me?! lies! 59kb lies.ogg the mystery of the marie celeste (solved) |
min! you turned the lighthouse light out last night! 224kb lightout.wav min! you turned the lighthouse light out last night! 66kb lightout.ogg ten snowballs that shook the world |
'dey fallen in 'da wate ... 14kb little-jim.wav |
he says he doesn't understand what he's saying either 732kb little-jim2.wav he says he doesn't understand what he's saying either 272kb little-jim2.ogg the last goon show of all |
we fear you are locked in ... 1.87mb locksmith.wav we fear you are locked in ... 697kb locksmith.mp3 the red fort |
from my latest longplayer ... 237kb longplayer.wav from my latest longplayer ... 65kb longplayer.mp3 the £50 cure |
min ... min's falling to bits ... 180kb loosewoman.wav min ... min's falling to bits ... 60kb loosewoman.ogg the last goon show of all |
dear lord plunger, i enclose ... 190kb lord-plunger.wav dear lord plunger, i enclose ... 43kb lord-plunger.ogg the stolen postman |
of course you did, now wasn't that lovely 276kb lovely.wav of course you did, now wasn't that lovely 168kb lovely.ogg the great british revolution |
'e went to lumber some charlie in carshalton 47kb lumber.wav 'e went to lumber some charlie in carshalton 18kb lumber.ogg the yehti |
'take yer hat off!' 'e says ... 274kb lumpy-bonce.wav |
the last tramdriver, norris lurker 69kb lurker1.wav the last tramdriver, norris lurker 22kb lurker1.ogg the last tram (from clapham) |
n-o-r-r-i-s l-u-r-k-e-r 302kb lurker2.wav n-o-r-r-i-s l-u-r-k-e-r 87kb lurker2.ogg the last tram (from clapham) |
the granada hotel? room 205? 220kb lying.wav |
sennapod and gunpowder soup? 190kb mad01.wav sennapod and gunpowder soup? 43kb mad01.ogg the stolen postman |
stop that modern foreign madrigal 102kb madrigal.wav stop that modern foreign madrigal 32kb madrigal.ogg the spanish suitcase |
what does it mean, henry? 540kb mean.wav what does it mean, henry? 154kb mean.ogg the spanish suitcase |
... and you see what you get ... 70kb measles.wav |
i will call them mick and pat (excerpt) 264kb mick-n-pat.wav i will call them mick and pat 207kb mick-n-pat.ogg the yehti |
are you taking the mickey out of me? 111kb mickey.wav are you taking the mickey out of me? 33kb mickey.ogg the junk affair |
hooray! 156kb missie.wav |
i am known as modern crun! 63kb moderncrun.wav i am known as modern crun! 32kb moderncrun.ogg the mysterious punch-up-the-conker |
money!!!!! 56kb money.wav money!!!!! 136kb money.ogg the international christmas pudding |
the man who broke the bank at monte carlo 237kb montecarlo.wav |
comte jim le 'steamed nuts' moriarty 121kb moriarty.wav comte jim le 'steamed nuts' moriarty 34kb moriarty.mp3 the tay bridge |
moriarty, known as the mantovani of piccadilly 168kb moriarty2.wav moriarty, known as the mantovani of piccadilly 72kb moriarty2.ogg the scarlet capsule (aka quatermass o.b.e.) |
it's the difference between margarine 196kb morinarty.wav it's the difference between margarine 60kb morinarty.ogg the last goon show of all |
mmmmmmoooorrrrrnnnnniiiiiinnnnngggggggg........... 377kb morning.wav mmmmmmoooorrrrrnnnnniiiiiinnnnngggggggg........... 107kb morning.ogg the spon plague |
good morning ... 264kb morning2.wav |
yes, that's another 30 seconds gone! 322kb morning3.wav yes, that's another 30 seconds gone! 95kb morning3.ogg the seagoon memoirs |
i'm going out with a mountain 821kb mountain.wav i'm going out with a mountain 224kb mountain.mp3 the white neddie trade |
you're not mrs quott 144kb mrsquott.wav you're not mrs quott 64kb mrsquott.ogg tales of men's shirts |
imperial army of yakabakoo! 360kb muster1.wav imperial army of yakabakoo! 184kb muster1.ogg the sleeping prince |
but it's blank 68kb mycard.wav but it's blank 36kb mycard.ogg tales of old dartmoor |
curse ... 70kb my-name.wav lurgi strikes britain |
that was a nasty fall ... 329kb nastyfall.wav that was a nasty fall ... 91kb nastyfall.ogg the mystery of the marie celeste (solved) |
up to his neck in it ... 262kb neck.wav up to his neck in it ... 80kb neck.ogg the sinking of westminster pier |
what a memory you have! 39kb neddy.wav |
must you? 72kb neeeeyakaboo.wav lurgi strikes britain |
thirty-six cardboard replicas of nelson's column from the inside 39 nelson.wav thirty-six cardboard replicas of nelson's column from the inside 14kb nelson.ogg shangri-la again |
do you know ... do you know who you're talking to? 243kb norfolk.wav do you know ... do you know who you're talking to? 70kb norfolk.ogg the last tram (from clapham) |
hold yer nose then, buddy! 77kb nose.wav hold yer nose then, buddy! 24kb nose.ogg the call of the west |
i'd call you worse ... 312kb nothere.wav i'd call you worse ... 88kb nothere.ogg the last tram (from clapham) |
don't do dat eccles. it's not nice! 154kb notnice.wav don't do dat eccles. it's not nice! 45kb notnice.ogg the burning embassy |
don't do dat eccles. it's not nice! 400kb notnice2.wav don't do dat eccles. it's not nice! 112kb notnice2.ogg the junk affair |
open your wallet and say after me ... 98kb oath.wav open your wallet and say after me ... 28kb oath.mp3 dishonoured - again |
i've gotta go ... 54kb ohhhhh.wav |
it was perfectly quiet ... 34kb oh-shutup.wav |
how's yer old dad? 35kb olddad01.wav |
how's yer old dad? 74kb olddad02.wav |
my old dad's okay, too ... 15kb olddad03.wav |
by jove. that water was taller than me. 112kb older.wav by jove. that water was taller than me. 60kb older.ogg tales of men's shirts |
i want some old-fashioned lovin! 148kb oldfashioned.wav |
i gave him a guarded ... oui 130kb olé01.wav i gave him a guarded ... oui 39kb olé01.ogg the spanish suitcase |
you mistook me for one 37kb olé02.wav you mistook me for one 13kb olé02.ogg the spanish suitcase |
so you suspect me? 101kb olé03.wav so you suspect me? 31kb olé03.ogg the spanish suitcase |
olé! olé! olé! 26kb olé04.wav olé! olé! olé! 10kb olé04.ogg the spanish suitcase |
you silly twisted boy, you ... 42kb olé05.wav you silly twisted boy, you ... 15kb olé05.ogg the spanish suitcase |
you can't stay here then 83kb olé06.wav you can't stay here then 27kb olé06.ogg the spanish suitcase |
graphic description 221kb ordered.wav |
you gotta go ... 53kb owwwww.wav |
time for your "owwwww"! 41kb owwww2.wav time for your "owwwww"! 14kb owwww2.ogg the burning embassy |
i've gotta go owwwww! 30kb owwww3.wav i've gotta go owwwww! 12kb owwww3.ogg the mystery of the fake neddie seagoons |
oh! that's better! 101kb oyster.wav |
we're ... we're oyster sexers (excerpt) 182kb oystersexers.wav we're ... we're oyster sexers 609kb oystersexers.ogg the sinking of westminster pier |
what is this chain covered charlie in the gutter? 128kb paree.wav what is this chain covered charlie in the gutter? 43kb paree.ogg the white box of great bardfield |
i've been tricked! 25kb pawn.wav i've been tricked! 10kb pawn.ogg the spanish suitcase |
it's pay as ya hern! 20kb payas.wav the call of the west |
you must be mother-of-pearl 470kb pearl.wav you must be mother-of-pearl 128kb pearl.ogg the greatest mountain in the world |
it's no good, i'd better get a pencil and paper ... 234kb pencil.wav the affair of the lone banana see also documents.ogg |
min, min, the penguin wants to go out 66kb penguin.wav min, min, the penguin wants to go out 35kb penguin.ogg the mysterious punch-up-the-conker |
hazzah! at last! a plot! 120kb plot.wav hazzah! at last! a plot! 37kb plot.ogg the burning embassy |
there was once a beautiful moon it was up in the sky, chum when he said, "what's the time?" they replied, "what?" and the horse departed, leaving spon 117kb poetry.wav the moon show |
do you know this woman? 388kb pokerplayer.wav do you know this woman? 276kb pokerplayer.ogg the dreaded batter pudding hurler of bexhill-on-sea |
pokey pokey pokey! 316kb pokey.wav pokey pokey pokey! 208kb pokerplayer.ogg the great british revolution |
blat! 35kb post.wav |
not a pretty sight! 12kb pretty.wav not a pretty sight! 7kb pretty.ogg the spanish suitcase |
i've been watching you for some time ... 88kb pretty2.wav i've been watching you for some time ... 31kb pretty2.ogg the yehti |
april in paree ... 260kb priceless.wav april in paree ... 85kb priceless.ogg the yehti |
you'll have to prove it, buddy (excerpt) 162kb proveit.wav you'll have to prove it, buddy 133kb proveit.ogg the yehti |
what time is it, eccles? 632kb punchup.wav |
now that you've asked me ... 137kb question.wav |
i know some fellas 536kb question2.wav i know some fellas 175kb question2.ogg the white box of great bardfield |
is punching poor bert ramjat-singh right up his conk! 436kb ramjatsingh.wav is punching poor bert ramjat-singh right up his conk! 145kb ramjatsingh.ogg the mysterious punch-up-the-conker |
i knows a bald-headed woman ... 41kb ratlablutz.wav |
oh i'm sorry, i'm a shipbuilder ... 461kb replica.wav oh i'm sorry, i'm a shipbuilder ... 135kb replica.ogg the mystery of the marie celeste (solved) |
cheer up, jack! i'm alright! 174kb requestspot.wav cheer up, jack! i'm alright! 48kb requestspot.ogg the greatest mountain in the world |
it's not a request stop 93kb requeststop.wav it's not a request stop 29kb requeststop.ogg the last tram (from clapham) |
i'm trapped behind a rosewood piano, min (excerpt) 226kb rosewoodpiano.wav i'm trapped behind a rosewood piano, min 408kb rosewoodpiano.ogg the mystery of the fake neddie seagoons |
you rotten swines! 326kb rottenswines01.wav you rotten swines! 97kb rottenswines01.ogg 1985 |
you rotten workmen swine, you! 269kb rottenswines02.wav you rotten workmen swine, you! 79kb rottenswines02.ogg the last tram (from clapham) |
you rotten horse swine! 182kb rottenswines03.wav |
you rotten swine, eccles! 48kb rottenswines04.wav confessions of a secret sennapod drinker |
i'm not deaded this week! 274kb rottenswines05.wav six ingots of leadenhall street |
you rotten swines (mumble) 77kb rottenswines06.wav the pevensey bay disaster |
you rotten swine, you! i was hiding in the cannon! 286kb rottenswines07.wav you rotten swine, you! i was hiding in the cannon! 84kb rottenswines07.ogg the mystery of the marie celeste (solved) |
and here is something for you 134kb rottenswines08.wav and here is something for you 47kb rottenswines08.ogg tales of montmatre |
sabrina in the bath 200kb sabrina.wav sabrina in the bath 84kb sabrina.ogg the scarlet capsule (aka quatermass o.b.e.) |
for a fee of 1/6d, we can salvage you! 147kb salvage.wav |
i can see you didn't come from sardines, jeeeem! 240kb sardines.wav i can see you didn't come from sardines, jeeeem! 88kb sardines.mp3 the histories of pliny the elder |
not to mention sardines and kippers! 179kb sardines2.wav not to mention sardines and kippers! 66kb sardines2.mp3 the sahara desert statue |
go and get the sardine tins and oil yourself 40kb sardinetins.wav go and get the sardine tins and oil yourself 20kb sardinetins.ogg the great bank robbery |
oh nurse! 253kb screens.wav |
now gentlemen ... 112kb screens2.wav now gentlemen ... 52kb screens2.ogg tales of men's shirts |
well now colonel, i suppose you're wondering why you sent for me ... 34kb sent.wav well now colonel, i suppose you're wondering why you sent for me ... 13kb sent.ogg the shifting sands |
where am i? 83kb seven-eh.wav |
sideways through the sewers of the strand 803kb sewers.wav sideways through the sewers of the strand 228kb sewers.ogg ten snowballs that shook the world |
how can a man be that shape and live? 912kb shape.wav |
if you must sing, sing a shanty! 556kb shanty.wav if you must sing, sing a shanty! 159kb shanty.ogg the mystery of the marie celeste (solved) |
i'd better take my shoes off ... 249kb shoes.wav i'd better take my shoes off ... 69kb shoes.ogg the junk affair |
let that be a lesson to you! 323kb singmodern.wav let that be a lesson to you! 152kb singmodern.ogg the mysterious punch-up-the-conker |
it's nice of you to think of my skull! 175kb skull.wav |
can you tell me ... 66kb sliced-ham.wav |
come down off the top deck! 161kb smoking.wav come down off the top deck! 48kb smoking.ogg the last tram (from clapham) |
you been practicin'? 103kb snap2.wav |
i'm mending your socks, henry! 293kb socks.wav i'm mending your socks, henry! 88kb socks.ogg ten snowballs that shook the world |
my socks keep coming down ... 17kb socks1.wav my socks keep coming down ... 8kb socks1.ogg the string robberies |
we'll gather lilacs in the spring again and walk together down an english lane until our hearts have learned to sing again when you come home once more and in the evening by the firelight's glow you'll hold me close and never let me go your eyes will tell me all I want to know when you come home once more 717kb song.wav the audience and cast ... (with apologies to poor old ivor novello) 196kb song.mp3 the £50 cure |
so rich ... 176kb sorich.wav so rich ... 104kb sorich.ogg the dreaded batter pudding hurler of bexhill-on-sea |
no good saying sorry when you're sorry! 164kb sorry.wav no good saying sorry when you're sorry! 50kb sorry.ogg ten snowballs that shook the world |
i've heard that somewhere before ... 362kb sorry2.wav |
let me talk to him ... 80kb speakidiot.wav |
there are no subtitles ... 84kb spek-englisch.wav there are no subtitles ... 40kb spek-englisch.ogg tales of men's shirts |
are you a policeman? 268kb spelled.wav are you a policeman? 172kb spelled.ogg the dreaded batter pudding hurler of bexhill-on-sea |
i see that a man was sponned last night. 329kb sponned.wav
i'm feed up having my breakfast like this! 213kb sponned.ogg spon |
where's my spoon? 232kb spoon.wav where's my spoon? 148kb spoon.ogg the great british revolution |
not when the train is standing in the station 156kb standing.wav not when the train is standing in the station 68kb standing.ogg tales of men's shirts |
it's a good job for you i can't spell! 84kb stoopid.wav |
yes! which way did it go? 108kb stopthat.wav yes! which way did it go? 28kb stopthat.ogg the last goon show of all |
tell them the story, count. 268kb story.ogg scradje |
power of eyes! power of eyes! 391kb strain.wav |
do you mind if I have a strange request? 732kb strangerequest.wav do you mind if I have a strange request? 308kb strangerequest.ogg tales of old dartmoor |
you overpaid word strangler! 21kb strangler.wav you overpaid word strangler! 9kb strangler.ogg under two floorboards |
do you know lord stromboli? 67kb stromboli.ogg what's my line? |
i shall always wear it 108kb support.wav i shall always wear it 40kb support.ogg the great bank robbery |
they can't get rid of their surplus idiots on me, you know 112kb surplus-idiots.wav they can't get rid of their surplus idiots on me, you know 48kb surplus-idiots.ogg tales of old dartmoor |
do you think they suspect him? 207kb suspecthim.wav do you think they suspect him? 61kb suspecthim.ogg the spanish suitcase |
you swine of a swine! 146kb swine.wav |
taxi! 236kb taxi.wav taxi! 156kb taxi.ogg the dreaded batter pudding hurler of bexhill-on-sea |
let's all have some indian - tea! 230kb tea.wav let's all have some indian - tea! 68kb tea.ogg ten snowballs that shook the world |
for the benefit of people without television ... 64kb television.wav |
you're not very bright ... 103kb ten-whats.wav |
oh, i'm terribly sorry ... 104kb terriblysorry.wav oh, i'm terribly sorry ... 30kb terriblysorry.ogg the mystery of the marie celeste (solved) |
'tf'? 184kb tf.wav |
the cat wants to go out! (excerpt) 246kb the-cat.wav the cat wants to go out! 395kb the-cat.mp3 the rent collectors |
missy give him three pints daily! 115kb the-end.wav |
what will be the end of me! 156kb the-end2.wav |
a quantity i specialize in 44kb the-least.wav |
no ... no, you can't get it ... 122kb the-wood.wav |
i quote from this plasticene monument of gilbert harding ... 181kb thighs.wav i quote from this plasticene monument of gilbert harding ... 61kb thighs.ogg the great bank robbery |
on bloodnok's advice ... 439kb things.wav |
thank you, miss throat 74kb throat.wav thank you, miss throat 24kb throat.ogg the last tram (from clapham) |
why are you wearing legs, jeeeem? 190kb tibetans.wav the £1,000,000 penny |
he had to put 'em in cardboard boxes ... 160kb tigernutts.wav he had to put 'em in cardboard boxes ... 55kb tigernutts.ogg the white box of great bardfield |
oh! what a bit of luck! 309kb tnt-brand.wav |
and they suit you ... 98kb trombone.wav and they suit you ... 35kb trombone.ogg the great bank robbery |
is it on the tube? 309kb tube.wav is it on the tube? 89kb tube.ogg the affair of the lone banana |
great spladdocks of crab! 92kb tutor.wav great spladdocks of crab! 27kb tutor.ogg the treasure in the tower |
you silly twisted boy! 23kb twisted.wav |
you silly twisted boy, you ... 22kb twisted02.wav you silly twisted boy, you ... 10kb twisted02.ogg the whistling spy enigma |
yes? 53kb twisted03.wav yes? 20kb twisted03.ogg the yehti |
there. how's that? (excerpt) 60kb twisted04.wav there. how's that? 133kb twisted04.ogg the white box of great bardfield |
you heard him, henry ... 58kb unconktious.wav |
here! what was that great big explosion? 67kb underpants.wav |
the unkindest cut of all 108kb unkindest.wav the unkindest cut of all 28kb unkindest.ogg the last goon show of all |
all there is are dennis' unmentionables, that's all 70kb unmentionables.wav all there is are dennis' unmentionables, that's all 26kb unmentionables.ogg the spanish suitcase |
it's what you got up here that matters ... 161kb uphere.wav |
you must excuse the mess, sir 50kb us.wav you must excuse the mess, sir 21kb us.ogg the mystery of the fake neddie seagoons |
i'm walking backwards for christmas! 929kb walkingbackwards.wav i'm walking backwards for christmas! 512kb walkingbackwards.mp3 the great tuscan salami scandal |
i'm walking backwards for christmas! 492kb walkingbackwards2.wav i'm walking backwards for christmas! 179kb walkingbackwards2.ogg the treasure of loch lomond |
look what has happened to poor uncle harry ... 230kb water01.wav the rent collectors |
he's fallen in da water ... 113kb water02.wav the call of the west |
he's fallen in da water ... 58kb water03.wav the junk affair |
he's fallen in da water ... 140kb water04.wav the missing battleship |
i can't see where i'm going ... 239kb water05.wav i can't see where i'm going ... 70kb water05.ogg ill met by goonlight |
he fallen in da water again! 38kb water-again.wav |
good king wenceslaus 417kb wenceslaus.wav good king wenceslaus 653kb wenceslaus.ogg the string robberies |
what time is it, eccles? (excerpt) 721kb whattime.wav what time is it, eccles? 653kb whattime.ogg the mysterious punch-up-the-conker |
whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat?! 22kb whatwhat01.wav |
my what what's are private! 153kb whatwhat02.wav |
look, please don't do that full face! 98kb whatwhat03.wav look, please don't do that full face! 35kb whatwhat03.ogg the great bank robbery |
which one of you two is mr crun? 288kb whichone.wav |
which do you desire, o'wicked one? 120kb wicked.wav |
then we've won! 170kb won.wav then we've won! 50kb won.ogg the junk affair |
you can't get the wood! 24kb wood1.wav the mystery of the marie celeste (solved) |
it's alright, i can't get the wood 97kb wood2.wav it's alright, i can't get the wood 35kb wood2.ogg the white box of great bardfield |
people will think we're workmen 48kb workmen.wav people will think we're workmen 24kb workmen.ogg the scarlet capsule (aka quatermass o.b.e.) |
i couldn't remember any more of the words! 209kb yingtong.wav |
ying-tong-iddle-i-po! 33kb yingtongiddleipo.wav |
this means the end ... 162kb zepplin.wav wings over dagenham |
foiled by zoom pills 167kb zoompills.wav the moriarty murder mystery |