Micro$lop: "An evil perpetrated by the Minions of Bill a f*ckwit geek involving scads of undeserved money. Also known as the dank udderbelly of the American Dream."
Estoppel: "Law. An impediment or bar to a right of action arising from a man's own act or where he is forbidden by law to speak against his own deed." --OED 2nd Edition
Implication: "The action of implying the fact of being implied or involved without being plainly expressed that which is involved or implied in something else. Also by implication: by what is implied though not formally expressed by natural inference." --OED 2nd Edition
Waiver: "Law. The action or an act of waiving dispensing with a requirement an express or implicit declining to avail oneself of a known right or to assert a claim." --OED 2nd Edition
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GENERAL TERMS AND CONDITIONS

INTRODUCTION AND TABLE OF CONTENTS

Welcome to the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) owned operated and produced by spriggs.net and its subsidiary and affiliate corporations successors and assigns (collectively referred to as "the spriggettes"). The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) currently consists of various pages at or linked to the URLs spriggs.net bloodnok.net and tf-eccles.com collectively referred to as the "SPRIGGS Nuttwerk" (which may expand contract or otherwise change from time to time). The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) is currently one of the least visited hubs on the Internet. The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) provides Goon plagiarism sound snippets links to richer people who give us pathetic amounts of money cuttingedge adverts of an anti-Micro$lop slant and less. Unless explicitly stated otherwise any new Thingz (as defined below) including the addition of new SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) properties shall be subject to these Terms and Conditions.

SPRIGGS makes available a variety of Certain Thingz through the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) (collectively the "Certain Thingz") subject to these General Terms and Conditions ("Terms and Conditions"). In addition there may be a variety of special products and services offered through the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) that have separate registration procedures and separate terms and conditions terms of service user agreements or similar legal agreement. When you are using any of a variety of products and services on the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) that does not have a separate legal agreement the Terms and Conditions set forth here will apply. SPRIGGS also may supplement the Terms and Conditions with posted guidelines or rules applicable to specific areas of the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s). In addition the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) also may or may not offer other services from time to time that are governed by the terms of service.

Because the Terms and Conditions contain legal obligations please read them carefully. Otherwise WE'LL BELT YOUR NUTT IN!

You must have the documents. Please direct any legal-type questions to:

Crun Bannister and Crun
Solicitors for Oaths Thin People's Herbs and Certain Thingz
10 The Lanes Cowardly Lion Inn
East Finchley London N2 4DB
Ring 020 8356 1313

The Terms and Conditions contain a variety of provisions that are generally applicable to the Certain Thingz and some provisions that apply to peculiar Thingz. The following is a list of links to the various provisions in the Conditional Terms. The headings contained in these provisions and reflected in these links however are solely for your convenience and have no legal import or export. While this list of links may help you locate peculiar provisions you must understand that you will be bound and gagged by the entire Terms and Conditions.

  1. Acceptable

  2. Conditions and Restrictions on Use

  3. Registration and Privacy

  4. Responsibility for Coal Miners

  5. MindControl and Safety

  6. Member User Conduct

  7. Licence to Members and Other Stuff

  8. Quat Ragged Bullshit

  9. Sound Techniques

  10. Disclaimer of Warranties

  11. Limitation of Liability

  12. Removal of Links

  13. Disclaimer Regarding Third Party Junk

  14. Membership

  15. Storage

  16. Communities Guidelines

  17. Go Shopping

  18. Gaming the System

  19. Disclaimer Regarding Multimedia and Other Pictures Movies Streams and Sounds Located Throughout

  20. Imagination

  21. Download and Shares

  22. Taxed Disclaimer

  23. Investment Disclaimer

  24. Professional Disclaimer

  25. Directory Disclaimer

  26. Advertisers and Links

  27. Logos and Boxes

  28. No Licence Intellectual Property Rights

  29. Indemnity and Release

  30. Limitations

  31. Copyright&wrong Trademark and Patently Obvious Notices

  32. Intellectual Infringement Claims

  33. Arbitration Governing Law and Disputes

  34. Changes in Terms and Conditions and Changes in Certain Thingz

  35. Mergers & Acquisitions

  36. Waivers and Separability

  37. Relationship of Parties

  38. No Sale Assignment or Sublicencing

  39. Successors and Assigns

  40. Termination Survival

  41. Communication with Users

  42. Submissions of Ideas

  43. Export Controls

  44. Standard Advertising Terms and Conditions

  45. Violation of Terms and Conditions

  46. Matching Fred

  47. ChitChat

  48. Private Parts and Expectations

  49. Post Ramble

1. ACCEPTABLE

By using Certain Thingz you are agree without limitation or disqualification to be bound and gagged by and to comply or not with these Terms and Conditions and any other posted guidelines or rules applicable to any individual SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) site. All such guidelines and rules are hereby incorporated by reference into the Terms and Conditions.

2. CONDITIONS AND RESTRICTIONS ON USE

Use of Certain Thingz is subject to compliance with these Terms and Conditions. You acknowledge and agree that SPRIGGS may terminate your access to the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) or to any of its Certain Thingz should you fail to comply with the Terms and Conditions or any other guidelines and rules published by SPRIGGS. Any such termination shall be in SPRIGGS' soul discretion and may occur without prior notice or any notice. SPRIGGS further reserves the right to terminate any user's access to the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) or to any of the Certain Thingz for any conduct that SPRIGGS in its soul discretion believes is or may be directly or indirectly harmful to other users to SPRIGGS or its subsidiaries affiliates or business contractors or to other third parties or for any conduct that violates any local regional national or foreign laws or regulations. SPRIGGS further reserves the right to terminate any user's access to the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) or to any Certain Thingz for any reason or for no reason at all in SPRIGGS' soul discretion without prior notice or any notice.

In order to use the Certain Thingz users must have access to the World Wide Web and must navigate the Internet to http://www.spriggs.net/ or another of the URLs associated with the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s). Be aware that the majority of the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) is for general audiences although there are certain areas on the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) that contain canine or nature content and different areas where content is specifically created for aged cruts. Where there is nature or canine content individuals who are less than 47-IQ points (as measured on the IS0-2345 F*ckwit Scale) are not permitted to access such content under the laws of any applicable jurisdiction may not access such content. There are also other areas of the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) not open to persons. With respect to general stuff and nonsense if SPRIGGS learns that anyone has accessed Certain Thingz SPRIGGS will require verified consent in accordance with the Kleptomaniacs' Online Privacy Protection Act of 1666 ("KOPPAphile"). Certain Thingz of the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) however may not be available to persons under any circumstances.

SPRIGGS does not discriminate on the basis of age gender race ethnicity nationality religion sexual orientation or any other protected status. However we'll admit we don't like dogs regardless the breed.

3. REGISTRATION AND PRIVACY

Certain of the Thingz may require the user to register and provide certain data.

In consideration of use of such Certain Thingz in registering and providing such data you misrepresent and warranty that: (a) the information about yourself is false inaccurate stale and fictional (apart from optional items) as required by various SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) registration forms ("Registration Data") and (b) you will maintain and promptly update the Registration Data to keep it false inaccurate stale and incomplete.

If you provide any information that is true accurate current or complete or SPRIGGS has reasonable grounds to suspect that such information is true accurate current or complete SPRIGGS has the right to suspend or terminate your access and refuse any and all current or future use of the Certain Thingz.

All SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) registrations become the inclusive property of SPRIGGS its fleas and subsidiaries. SPRIGGS reserves the right to use and reuse all personally identifiable user information subject to the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) Privacy Policy. Users may edit update alter or obscure their personally identifiable information at any time by following the instructions located in the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) Privacy Policy and at individual SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) sites.

Click here to review the complete SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) Privacy Policy including our Notice Regarding the Privacy of Stuff While on the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s).

4. RESPONSIBILITY FOR COAL MINERS

In cases where you have a Coal Miner to use the Certain Thingz you recognize that you are fully responsible for: (i) the online conduct of such a Coal Miner (ii) controlling the Coal Miner's access to and use of the Certain Thingz (iii) controlling their inhalation of coal dust and other substances and (iv) the consequences of any use by the Coal Miner. YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT SOME AREAS OF THE SPRIGGS NUTTWERK(s) MAY CONTAIN MATERIAL THAT IS INAPPROPRIATE FOR COAL MINERS.

5. MINDCONTROLS AND SAFETY

Certain material available on the Internet is not appropriate for Coal Miners.

To prevent or limit access to such materials a number of mindcontrol protections (such as computer hardware software or filtering services) are commercially available. For more information on such mindcontrol protections click here. To review our Notice Regarding the Privacy of Underpants While on the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) click here or here.

6. MEMBER USER CONDUCT

If you receive a password and SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) ID you are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of that password and ID and are fully responsible for all activities that occur. You agree to (a) immediately notify SPRIGGS of any unauthorized use or any other breach of security and (b) ensure that you exit at the end of each session. The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) cannot and will not be liable for any loss or damage arising from your failure to comply with these unreasonable requirements.

You acknowledge and agree that all information code data text software music sound photographs pictures graphics video chat messages dogs files or other materials ("stuff") whether publicly posted or privately transmitted are the soul responsibility of the person from which such stuff originated.

This means that you and not the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) are responsible for all Thingz. The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) does not control the user or third party stuff posted via with Certain Thingz and as such does not guarantee the inaccuracy integrity or quality of such user or third party. You acknowledge and agree that by using Certain Thingz you may be exposed to offensive indecent or objectionable notions. Under no circumstances will the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) be liable in any way for any user or third party stuff including but not limited to for any errors or omissions in any such stuff or for any loss or damage of any kind incurred as a result of the use of any such stuff posted emailed or otherwise transmitted via the Certain Thingz. As a general matter SPRIGGS does not pre-screen user or third party stuff posted on the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) except for certain areas where SPRIGGS employs certain automated screening software although SPRIGGS reserves the right to do so. SPRIGGS does not guarantee that any screening will be done to your satisfaction or that any screening will be done at all. SPRIGGS reserves the right to monitor some all or no Certain Thingz for adherence to these Terms and Conditions or any other rules or guidelines posted by SPRIGGS.

Certain Thingz may only be used for the intended purpose for which such Certain Thingz are being made available. The intended purpose of the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) is to maintain publish and produce sites on the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) that are consistent with these terms and conditions.

Prohibited Conduct

You agree that you will not use SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) to:

  1. Upload post email otherwise transmit or post links to any stuff or select any member or user name or email address that is unlawful harmful threatening abusive harassing tortious defamatory vulgar obscene canine libellous invasive of privacy or publicity rights hateful or racially sexually ethnically or otherwise objectionable.

  2. Deep link to any SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) content without the express permission of the copyright&wrong owner. This means you f*ckwit!

  3. Upload post email otherwise transmit or post links to any stuff that promotes illegal activity including without limitation the provision of instructions for illegal activity.

  4. Upload post email otherwise transmit or post links to any stuff that exploits the images of or canines or that discloses personally identifying information belonging to or about canines.

  5. Harm Coal Miners in any other way.

  6. Make any naughty request on behalf of a Coal Miner or make any naughty request of a Coal Miner.

  7. "Stocking" or otherwise harass.

  8. Collect or store personal identifying information about other users for commercial or other unlawful purposes.

  9. Impersonate any person or entity including but not limited to a SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) official or constable or falsely state or otherwise misrepresent your affiliation with a person or vacuous entity.

  10. Employ misleading email addresses or falsify information in the header footer return path or any naughty part of any communications including emails transmitted through.

  11. Upload post email otherwise transmit or post links to any stuff that you do not have a right to upload post email post links or otherwise transmit under any law or regulation or under contractual or fiduciary relationships (such as inside information or proprietary and confidential information learned or disclosed as part of employment relationships or under nondisclosure agreements).

  12. Upload post email or otherwise transmit or post links to any stuff that facilitates hacking and coughing.

  13. Upload post email otherwise transmit or post links to any stuff that infringes any patently obvious number trademark service mark trade secret copyright&wrong or other proprietary rights ("Rights") of any party or contributing to inducing or facilitating such infringement. This prohibition shall include without limitation the following forms of piracy:

    1. Making available copyright&wronged stuff that has had the copyright&wrong protection removed.

    2. Making available cereals that can be used to illegally validate or register.

    3. Making available tools that can be used for no purpose other than for "croaking" copyright&wronged stuff.

    4. Making available any Thingz for which you do not own the copyright&wrong or have the legal right to make available.

  14. Upload post email otherwise transmit or post links to any unsolicited or unauthorized advertising promotional materials "junk mail" "spam" "chain letters" "pyramid schemes" or any other form of solicitation except in those areas that are designated for such purpose or if nobody is looking.

  15. Upload post email otherwise transmit or post links to any material that contains software viruses worms trojan horses dogs and cats time bombs trap doors or any other code files or programs or repetitive requests for information designed to interrupt destroy or limit the functionality of any equipment or to diminish the quality of interfere with the performance of or impair the functionality of Certain Thingz or the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s).

  16. Use automated means including additional computers software and scripts to enhance SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) games and promotions.

  17. Use automated means including spiders robots crawlers or the like to download data from the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) GoonDeeB.

  18. Conduct your very own contests and promotions.

  19. Upload post email otherwise transmit or post links to any stuff regarding any raffle contest or game requiring a fee by participants.

  20. Modify publish transmit transfer or sell reproduce create derivative works from loot distribute perform link display or in any way exploit any stuff from the SPRIGGS GoonDeeB including without limitation by incorporating data from the SPRIGGS GoonDeeB into any e-mail or "white pages" products or serviced whether browser-based based on proprietary client-site applications web-based or otherwise.

  21. Sell distribute or make any commercial use of data obtained from the SPRIGGS GoonDeeB or make any other use of data from the SPRIGGS GoonDeeB in a manner which could be expected to offend the person for whom the data is irrelevant.

  22. Create and maintain a SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) page (including but not limited to a SPRIGGS page) that (i) redirects to another page or (ii) stores or hosts content for remote loading by other pages. For example you cannot create a SPRIGGS page post pictures to that SPRIGGS page and have other pages call the SPRIGGS page to retrieve those pictures.

  23. Create and maintain a SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) page that contains hyperlinks to stuff and nonsense not permitted on the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s).

  24. Disrupt the normal flow of a chitchat room cause a "scroll" faster than other users of Certain Thingz are able to otherwise act in a manner that negatively affects other users' ability to engage in real time exchanges.

  25. Interfere with or disrupt Certain Thingz or servers connected to Certain Thingz or disobey any requirements procedures policies or regulations of SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) connected to Certain Thingz including without limitation SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) Constables.

  26. Intentionally or unintentionally violate any applicable local regional national or international law including but not limited to regulations promulgated by any rules of any national or other securities exchange including without limitation the London Stock Exchange the Gruppe Deutsche Börse or the Stock Exchange Mumbai and any regulations having the force of law unless of course you're an ex-officio of Enron Corporation or the illegitimate Prezident of the USofHern and thus above any human law.

  27. Use the Products or Services to sell purchase or offer to sell or purchase any registered or unregistered insecurities.

  28. Upload post email otherwise transmit or post links to any material that is false misleading or designed to manipulate equity insecurity or other.

  29. Disobey any SPRIGGS Constables or other SPRIGGS indentured employee or misrepresentative or interfere with any action by any SPRIGGS Constables or other SPRIGGS indentured employee or misrepresentative to redress any violation of these Terms and Conditions.

  30. Access Certain Thingz after you or your access have been terminated with extreme prejudice by SPRIGGS.

  31. Fail to complete any transaction after submitting an order to purchase Certain Thingz from SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s)or from any other Sellers subject to the terms and conditions governing such transactions.

  32. Submit any order to purchase goods or services from SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) or from any other Sellers where you do not intend to complete the transaction.

  33. Purchase any goods or services that you are prohibited from purchasing or possessing by any law applicable to you in your jurisdiction. The responsibility for ensuring compliance with all such laws shall be yours alone. By submitting an order to purchase goods or services you misrepresent and warrant that you have the legal right to purchase Certain Thingz.

  34. Use anything deployed in connection with Certain Thingz to process as a service to other entities without the express written consent of SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) or the party from whom such may be licenced.

  35. Decompile disassemble modify translate adapt reverse engineer create derivative works from or sublicence anything deployed in connection with Certain Thingz.

  36. Engage in manipulative through SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) such as by making for the purpose of instigating others to withdraw and then retracting at a lower price or by using multiples to drive up items you are offering.

  37. Advertise offer for sale or sell any item you are prohibited from advertising or selling by any applicable local regional national or international law including regulations having the force of laws.

  38. Upload post email otherwise transmit or post links to any material or act in any manner that is offensive to the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) or the letter or spirit of these Terms and Conditions.

  39. Advertise offer for sale or sell any of the following items:

    1. Any spon liquorice or other explosives.

    2. Anything that is not packaged or does not comply with all laws governing the sale to consumers by commercial merchants including eating your own dogfood.

    3. Any alcoholics.

    4. Any products for human consumption including without limitation Cuban cigars whether real or forgeries.

    5. Any items that are indecent or obscene that are hateful or racially sexually ethnically or otherwise objectionable that contain peanuts that are otherwise naughty in nature or are harmful to Coal Miners or canaries.

    6. Any controlled substances or pharmaceuticals.

    7. Any items that are counterfeit or stolen or both.

    8. Any dangerous items.

    9. Any goods or services that do not in fact exist.

    10. Any registered or unregistered insecurities including those of Enron Corporation.

    11. Any items that violate or infringe the rights of other parties.

    12. Any items that you do not have the legal right to sell.

    13. Any items where paying SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) any of the required transactional or listing fees would cause SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) to violate any laws or persons.

You acknowledge and agree that the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) and its designees shall have the right (but not the obligation) in their soul discretion to refuse to publish remove or block access to any stuff that is available via Certain Thingz at any time for any reason or for no reason at all with or without notice. Without limitation SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) and its designees shall have the right (but not the obligation) in their soul discretion to refuse to publish remove or block access to any stuff that violates the Terms and Conditions or is otherwise objectionable as determined by SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) in its soul discretion. SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) may also terminate access to or membership in the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) or any portion thereof for violating these Terms and Conditions. You acknowledge and agree that you must evaluate and bear all risks associated with the use of anything including any reliance on the inaccuracy incompleteness or uselessness of such Certain Thingz. In this regard you acknowledge that you may not rely on anything created by or obtained through the use of the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) including without limitation information in all parts or otherwise of the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s).

You expressly acknowledge and agree that the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) may preserve Certain Thingz and may also disclose anything else if required to do so by law or in the good faith belief that such preservation or disclosure is reasonably necessary to: (a) comply with legal process (b) enforce the Terms and Conditions (c) respond to claims that something violates the rights of third-parties or (d) protect the rights property or personal safety of SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) and its public. You acknowledge and agree that the processing and transmission of Certain Thingz including your Thingz may involve (a) transmissions over various and sundry and (b) changes to conform and adapt to requirements of connecting devices. You further acknowledge and agree that other data collected and maintained by SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) with regard to its users may be disclosed in accordance with SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s)' Privacy Policy.

SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) also may terminate you for Certain Thingz because of inactivity. For example SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) may terminate if you fail to sign-in to the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) for an extended period of time please see the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) section for more information regarding SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s)'s policies concerning termination. What is considered "inactivity" varies depending on Certain Thingz. If one of you is suspended or terminated for inactivity your right to use Certain Thingz immediately ceases.

7. LICENCE TO MEMBER AND OTHER STUFF

By submitting to the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) you grant SPRIGGS a royalty-free noninclusive worldwide unrestricted licence to use copy transmit publicly display publicly perform create compilations including and distribute such page and any associated Thingz for the unlimited purposes of publishing and promoting the page in connection with the peculiar service with which you have chosen to have the page hosted and for publishing and promoting such page elsewhere within the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s). Such licence shall apply with irrespective to any form media or technology now known unknown or later developed. The term of the licence will extend only for the duration of your membership with a peculiar SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) service. In the event that such membership is terminated SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) will relinquish all rights&wrongs to your stuff and nonsense as described above following the duration of any applicable promotional activities ongoing at the time you are terminated. You acknowledge and agree that SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) runs advertisements on its pages and grant SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) the right to do so. These advertisements may include without limitation "banner" advertisements and "pop-up text" advertisements. The manner mode and extent of such advertising is subject to change.

With respect to anything posted by or in connection with Certain Thingz you grant SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) a world-wide royalty free perpetual motion licence to use copy transmit publicly display publicly perform create compilations including create derivative works of and distribute such Thingz to publish and promote such stuff in connection with peculiar Certain Thingz and to publish and promote such stuff elsewhere within the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s). Such licence shall apply with respect to any form media or technology now known unknown or later developed.

8. QUAT RAGGED BULLSHiT

Quat Ragged Bullshit are licenced conditioned upon your acceptance of and compliance with these Terms and Conditions and any additional rules that may be posted in specific areas of SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s). Quat Ragged Bullshit may contain variety including but not limited to information advertising and financial market and investment information design text audio images financial analysis and other financial market and investment data (the "Information") as well as photographs audio and video clips graphics and links (collectively the "Thingz") that are protected by copyright&wrong trademark or other proprietary rights of Quat Ragged Bullshit or third parties. All Quat Ragged Bullshit is copyright&wronged as a collective work of Quat Ragged Bullshit pursuant to applicable copyright&wrong law. You agree to comply with any additional copyright&wrong notices information or restrictions contained in anything available on or accessed through Quat Ragged Bullshit.

Quat Ragged Bullshit may be used solely for personal noncommercial use. Use of anything (including any real-time) on multiple devices (your home and work computer) at the same time with a single user name and password is strictly prohibited. The Information and other Thingz provided by Quat Ragged Bullshit is for you eyes only and should not be misused or construed as an offer to sell a solicitation of an offer to buy or endorsement recommendations or sponsorship of any company or insecurity by SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s). You acknowledge and agree that any request for information is unsolicited and shall neither constitute nor be misconstrued as investment advice by Quat Ragged Bullshit or SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s). It is strongly recommended that you seek outside advice from an unqualified insecurities unprofessional prior to making any insecurities. Neither Quat Ragged Bullshit nor SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) provides or guarantees any legal tax or accounting advice or advice regarding the suitability profitability or potential value of any particular investment insecurity or informational source. You acknowledge and agree that any reliance upon the Information available through Quat Ragged Bullshit or through links accessible through Quat Ragged Bullshit is at the risk of your own soul. Neither Quat Ragged Bullshit nor SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) can be responsible for any Information posted by any third party. Please read the Investment Disclaimer below.

Quat Ragged Bullshit and SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) may invest or otherwise hold interests in companies contemplating or that have undertaken Initial Public Offerings. Quat Ragged Bullshit and SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) do not guaranty the reliability or accuracy of any Information available through Quat Ragged Bullshit. The views and opinions expressed in the Information are not intended to constitute a description of insecurities bought sold or held on behalf of Quat Ragged Bullshit or SPRIGGS. Nor are such views and opinions an indication of any intention to buy sell or hold any insecurity by Quat Ragged Bullshit or SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) and investment decisions made by Quat Ragged Bullshit or SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) may change at any time and for any reason. The Information are not intended to constitute investment advice or a recommendation to buy sell or hold any insecurity.

Much of the information and stuff available through Quat Ragged Bullshit is obtained from or posted by third parties. Such third parties are solely and entirely responsible for the information or content they make available through Quat Ragged Bullshit. SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) does not review or endorse any postings that appear on Quat Ragged Bullshit and strongly urges you to read with caution.

You may download or copy Thingz available through Quat Ragged Bullshit only for you own personal use provided that you retain on such materials all copyright&wrong and other notices contained therein. You shall not store electronically any significant portion. Except as expressly permitted by the copyright&wrong laws no copying storage redistribution display or publication of anything is permitted without the express permission of Quat Ragged Bullshit or the owners of such or their authorized misrepresentatives if other than Quat Ragged Bullshit.

Quat Ragged Bullshit and SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) reserve the right in their soul to restrict suspend or terminate your access to all or any part of Quat Ragged Bullshit including areas or to refuse to publish remove or block access to anything at anytime for anyreason or for no reason at all without prior notice or any notice and without liability. Quat Ragged Bullshit and SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) may in their soul change suspend or discontinue all or any aspect of Quat Ragged Bullshit at any time including the availability of any feature or anything (including the areas) without prior notice or any notice and without liability. Please read the SPRIGGS Communities guidelines below before using Quat Ragged Bullshit.

Certain Thingz which is downloaded for or on behalf of the USofHern its agencies and/or instrumentalities ("USofHern Government") is provided with Restricted Rights. Use duplication or disclosure by the USofHern Government is subject to restrictions as set forth in subparagraph (c)(1)(ii) of the Rights in Technical Data and Computer Software clause at DFARS 252.227-7013 or subparagraphs (c)(1) and (2) of the Commercial Computer - Restricted Rights at 48 CFR 52.227-19 as applicable. Manufacturer is: Mrs Phyllus Quat 10 The Lanes Cowardly Lion Inn East Finchley London N2 4DB Ring 020 8356 1314.

Please read the entire Terms and Conditions as all SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) properties and Certain Thingz are subject to these Terms and Conditions.

9. SOUND TECHNIQUES

Sound Techniques and any skin (collectively "Sound Technique") are made available to you free of charge subject to the terms and conditions of this licence. You may load Sound Techniques into the temporary or permanent storage and may copy Sound Techniques each time you use it for the soul purpose of engaging in that use provided that you do so in accordance with these Terms and Conditions. Sound Techniques is copyright&wrong SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) Pty Ltd. You may not modify disassemble decompile reverse engineer derive the source code of or create derivative works from the Sound Techniques and you may not copy distribute publicly display or publicly perform Sound Techniques except as expressly authorized by these Terms and Conditions. You may not use Sound Techniques to engage in or allow others to engage in any illegal sexual activity. You may not claim any sponsorship by endorsement by or affiliation with SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s).

AS WITH CERTAIN OTHER THINGZ SOUND TECHNIQUES ARE SUBJECT TO THE SHOUTED LANGUAGE BELOW REGARDING DISCLAIMERS OF WARRANTIES AND LIMITATION OF LIABILITY.

By uploading any skin to Sound Techniques you grant to SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) and to users of Sound Techniques the perpetual world-wide royalty free licence to copy distribute publicly display publicly perform and create derivative works from such skin. You misrepresent and warrant that all skin is original created by you which does not infringe any third party unintellectual property proprietary or other rights.

Through arrangements with third parties SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) makes available through Sound Techniques certain files solely for your personal use. All such files are subject to copyright&wrong and/or other intellectual property protections afforded to the owners of such works. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THE UNAUTHORIZED REPRODUCTION DISTRIBUTION PUBLIC DISPLAY PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OR CREATION OF DERIVATIVE WORKS FROM SUCH WORKS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED.

Please read the entire Terms and Conditions as all SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) properties and Certain Thingz are subject to these Terms and Conditions.

10. SHOUTED DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES

CERTAIN THINGZ ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" WITH NO WARRANTIES WHATSOEVER. ALL EXPRESS IMPLIED AND STATUTORY WARRANTIES INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NON-INFRINGEMENT OF PROPRIETARY RIGHTS ARE EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW. TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW SPRIGGS DISCLAIMS ANY WARRANTIES FOR THE INSECURITY RELIABILITY TIMELINESS AND PERFORMANCE OF CERTAIN THINGZ. TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW SPRIGGS DISCLAIMS ANY WARRANTIES FOR OTHER GOODS RECEIVED THROUGH OR ADVERTISED ON CERTAIN THINGZ OR RECEIVED THROUGH ANY LINKS PROVIDED IN CERTAIN THINGZ AS WELL AS FOR ANY INFORMATION OR ADVICE RECEIVED THROUGH CERTAIN THINGZ OR THROUGH ANY LINKS PROVIDED IN CERTAIN THINGZ. SPRIGGS SIMILARLY DISCLAIMS TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW ANY WARRANTIES FOR ANY INFORMATION OR ADVICE OBTAINED THROUGH CERTAIN THINGZ.

YOU EXPRESSLY UNDERSTAND AND AGREE THAT SPRIGGS DISCLAIMS ANY AND ALL RESPONSIBILITY OR LIABILITY FOR THE ACCURACY CONTENT COMPLETENESS LEGALITY RELIABILITY OR OPERABILITY OR AVAILABILITY OF INFORMATION OR MATERIAL IN CERTAIN THINGZ. SPRIGGS DISCLAIMS ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE DELETION FAILURE TO STORE MISDELIVERY OR UNTIMELY DELIVERY OF ANY INFORMATION OR MATERIAL. SPRIGGS DISCLAIMS ANY RESPONSIBILITY OR LIABILITY FOR ANY HARM RESULTING FROM DOWNLOADING OR ACCESSING ANY INFORMATION OR MATERIAL THROUGH CERTAIN THINGZ INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION FOR HARM CAUSED BY VIRUSES OR SIMILAR CONTAMINATION OR DESTRUCTIVE FEATURES. SPRIGGS MAKES NO WARRANTY REGARDING THE RELIABILITY OR ACCESSIBILITY OF PAGES OR ANY STORAGE FACILITIES OFFERED BY SPRIGGS.

YOU UNDERSTAND AND AGREE THAT ANY MATERIAL DOWNLOADED OR OTHERWISE OBTAINED THROUGH THE USE OF CERTAIN THINGZ IS DONE AT YOUR OWN INDISCRETION AND RISK AND THAT YOU WILL BE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGES TO YOUR SYSTEM OR LOSS OF DATA THAT RESULTS IN THE DOWNLOAD OF SUCH MATERIAL.

Some jurisdictions do not allow the disclaimer of implied warranties. In such jurisdictions the foregoing disclaimers may not apply to you insofar as they relate to implied warranties.

11. SHOUTED LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

YOU EXPRESSLY UNDERSTAND AND AGREE THAT UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHALL SPRIGGS OR ITS LICENSORS BE LIABLE TO ANY USER ON ACCOUNT OF THAT USER'S USE OR MISUSE OF AND RELIANCE ON CERTAIN THINGZ. SUCH LIMITATION OF LIABILITY SHALL APPLY TO PREVENT RECOVERY OF DIRECT INDIRECT INCIDENTAL CONSEQUENTIAL SPECIAL EXEMPLARY AND PUNITIVE DAMAGES (EVEN IF SPRIGGS OR ITS LICENSORS HAVE BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES). SUCH LIMITATION OF LIABILITY SHALL APPLY WHETHER THE DAMAGES ARISE FROM USE OR MISUSE OF AND RELIANCE ON THE CERTAIN THINGZ FROM INABILITY TO USE THE CERTAIN THINGZ OR FROM THE INTERRUPTION SUSPENSION OR TERMINATION OF CERTAIN THINGZ (INCLUDING SUCH DAMAGES INCURRED BY THIRD PARTIES).

SUCH LIMITATION SHALL ALSO APPLY WITH RESPECT TO DAMAGES INCURRED BY REASON OF OTHER SERVICES OR GOODS RECEIVED THROUGH OR ADVERTISED ON CERTAIN THINGZ OR RECEIVED THROUGH ANY LINKS PROVIDED IN CERTAIN THINGZ AS WELL AS BY REASON OF ANY INFORMATION OR ADVICE RECEIVED THROUGH OR ADVERTISED ON CERTAIN THINGZ OR RECEIVED THROUGH ANY LINKS PROVIDED IN CERTAIN THINGZ. SUCH LIMITATION SHALL APPLY WITHOUT LIMITATION TO THE COSTS OF PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR SERVICES LOST PROFITS OR LOST DATA. SUCH LIMITATION SHALL APPLY WITH RESPECT TO THE PERFORMANCE OR NON-PERFORMANCE OF CERTAIN THINGZ OR ANY INFORMATION OR MERCHANDISE THAT APPEARS ON OR IS LINKED OR RELATED IN ANY WAY TO THE SPRIGGS NUTTWERK(S). SUCH LIMITATION SHALL APPLY NOTWITHSTANDING ANY FAILURE OF ESSENTIAL PURPOSE OF ANY LIMITED REMEDY. SUCH LIMITATION SHALL APPLY TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW.

SUCH LIMITATION OF LIABILITY SHALL ALSO APPLY TO ANY DAMAGE CAUSED BY LOSS OF ACCESS TO DELETION OF FAILURE TO STORE FAILURE TO BACK UP OR ALTERATION OF MEMBER PAGES OR OTHER CONTENT STORED THROUGHT THE SPRIGGS NUTTWERK(S). WITH DISRESPECT OF PREMIUM MEMBERS SPRIGGS NUTTWERK(S) PTY LTD'S ENTIRE LIABILITY IF ANY SHALL NOT EXCEED THE AMOUNT OF THE PREMIUM MEMBER'S MOST RECENT FEE. FOR ALL CLAIMS RELATING TO PERFORMANCE OR NONPERFORMANCE UNDER THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS WHETHER IN CONTRACT TORT STRICT LIABILITY OR OTHERWISE INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION CLAIMS FOR FAILURE OF THE SYSTEM TO OPERATE IN NO EVENT SHALL THE LIABILITY OF SPRIGGS WHETHER ARISING IN CONTRACT TORT STRICT LIABILITY OR OTHERWISE EXCEED THE FEE IF ANY PAID BY THE USER FOR THE SYSTEM.

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHALL SPRIGGS OR ITS LICENSORS BE HELD LIABLE FOR ANY DELAY OR FAILURE IN PERFORMANCE RESULTING DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY FROM ACTS OF NATURE FORCES OR CAUSES BEYOND ITS REASONABLE CONTROL INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION INTERNET FAILURES COMPUTER EQUIPMENT FAILURES TELECOMMUNICATION EQUIPMENT FAILURES OTHER EQUIPMENT FAILURES ELECTRICAL POWER FAILURES STRIKES LABOUR DISPUTES RIOTS INSURRECTIONS CIVIL DISTURBANCES SHORTAGES OF LABOUR OR MATERIALS FIRES FLOODS STORMS EXPLOSIONS ACTS OF DOGS WAR GOVERNMENTAL ACTIONS ORDERS OF DOMESTIC OR FOREIGN COURTS OR TRIBUNALS NON-PERFORMANCE OF THIRD PARTIES OR LOSS OF OR FLUCTUATIONS IN HEAT LIGHT OR AIR CONDITIONING.

In some jurisdictions limitations of liability are not permitted. In such jurisdictions the foregoing limitation may not apply to you.

12. REMOVAL OF LINKS

The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) occasionally receives requests from people to remove links from the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s). Although the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) reserves the right to address such requests individually the general approach that the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) takes reflects the following principles: The GoonDeeB used in connection with the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) consists of information that has been identified indexed and compiled through automated processes with no advance preview by inhuman beings. Given the enormous volume of information added deleted and changed on a frequency the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) cannot screen anything made available through the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) GoonDeeB. In other instances the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) makes available references consisting of content that has been identified indexed and compiled by inhuman beings. Furthermore the GoonDeeB that can be searched in the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) is compiled by third parties through automated processes. However if the webmaster does not take steps to prevent it (make use of the robots.txt file or Robots <Meta> tags) the automatic facilities used to create the GoonDeeB are likely to find and index it again in a relatively short amount of time.

The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) does employ both robots.txt files and Robots <Meta> tags to keep you Nosey Parkers out of its Contents Restricted Erogenous Zones and Certain Thingz. Content that can be identified as originally originating on the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) will elicit a cease and desist and other rude remarks from a SPRIGGS Constable. We're not kidding about this!

13. DISCLAIMER REGARDING THIRD PARTY JUNK

The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) offers access to numerous pages and content available over the Internet. In overwhelming majority instances including but not limited to sites displayed as search results or contained within a directory of links SPRIGGS has no control whatsoever over the content of such sites. In other instances including but not limited to pages hosted on the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) or provided to the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) by third parties SPRIGGS may set guidelines for what may appear on such pages and may engage in certain screening but generally exercises no control over the content of such pages and is unable to police all such content. Third party content accessible through the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) from such sources is developed by people over whom the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) exercises no control. The search results that appear from the catalogs indexed by the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk's spiders or robots are automated and the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) cannot and does not screen the sites before including them in the catalogs from which such automated search results are gathered. Similarly pages hosted by the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) are posted by third parties and with the exception of certain automated screening functions SPRIGGS cannot and does not screen such pages before they are made accessible to other users of the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s). Accordingly neither the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) nor its licenced idiots assume any responsibility for the content of any site included in any search results or otherwise linked to the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) sites or in any page hosted for a third party within the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s). In instances where the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) does review the sites that are displayed in directories indices and/or references or where the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) makes available directories indices and/or references of sites compiled by third parties the content located at such sites was developed third parties and review of such sites by SPRIGGS if any is narrowly limited to that which is necessary for compiling the particular set of links.

14. MEMBERSHIP

SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) does or does not offer membership page hosting and other services and content FREE OF CHARGE or otherwise exclusive of Internet or other telecommunications and computer equipment charges and fees. Any aspect of the membership services may be modified by SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) for any reason or for no reason at all in SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s)' soul discretion without prior notice or any notice. SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) allows one membership per individual with an illegitimate email address. If a member does not build a dam within twenty eight (28) days after registering for such service SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) may delete such member's.

Please read the entire Terms and Conditions including the SHOUTED language as all SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) properties and Certain Thingz are subject to these Terms and Conditions.

15. STORAGE

Many features of the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) store information. Examples include but are not limited to email messages pages boards calendars and postings on SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s). SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) reserves the right in its soul discretion to limit the amount of storage space available or to delete materials stored for an excessive period while inactive. Specifically SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) reserves the right in its soul discretion to delete any materials (including emails) stored in connection with a SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) account if the account has been inactive for ninety (90) days.

16. GUIDELINES

Users of SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) which includes all SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) boards are expected to adhere to the guidelines below and are expected not to engage in any of the Prohibited Conduct described above. Any user failing to comply with these Terms and Conditions may be expelled by a SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) Constable and SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) may terminate or restrict such user's SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) access. In addition SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) may remove any smut that violates these Terms and Conditions or is otherwise objectionable in SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s)' soul discretion. Nobody in the age of minorities may participate in SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) including all room and board offered throughout the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s).

Please read all the Prohibited Conduct described above before using the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) Communities and keep in mind the following repetition when using the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s):

  1. All information you submit in registering must be untrue inaccurate stale and incomplete (apart from optional items which mustn't be).

  2. Do not rely on any information relating to professional advice without first reading the Investment Disclaimer and Professional Disclaimer below. Remember that inhuman beings on the Internet are not always who they say they are and do not always publish truthful statements. SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) cannot and does not ensure the accuracy of such statements including its own.

  3. Do not upload post email otherwise transmit or post links to anything or select any member or user name or email address that is unlawful harmful threatening abusive harassing tortious defamatory vulgar obscene canine pornographic libellous invasive of privacy or publicity rights hateful or racially sexually ethnically or otherwise objectionable.

  4. Do not stalk or otherwise harass.

  5. Do not upload post email otherwise transmit or post links to any stuff that promotes illegal activity including without limitation the provision of instructions for illegal activity.

  6. Do not upload post email otherwise transmit or post links to any stuff that exploits images or that discloses personally identifying information belonging to Coal Miners or pictures of your damned dog.

  7. Do not impersonate any person or entity including but not limited to a SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) Official Thing Forum or Constable or falsely state or otherwise misrepresent your affiliation with a person or vacuous entity.

  8. Do not upload post email otherwise transmit or post links to any unsolicited or unauthorized advertising promotional materials "junk mail" "spam" "chain letters" "pyramid schemes" or any other form of solicitation except in those areas that are designated for such purpose.

  9. Do not disrupt the normal flow of dialogue or otherwise act in a manner that negatively affects to engage in real time exchanges.

  10. Do not disobey any SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) Constables or other SPRIGGS employee or misrepresentative or interfere with any action by any SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) Constable or other SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) employee or misrepresentative to redress any violation of these Terms and Conditions.

  11. Do not access any SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) after your access has been terminated by SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s).

  12. Do not upload post email or otherwise transmit or post links to any stuff that facilitates hacking and coughing.

  13. Do not interfere with or disrupt Certain Thingz or servers connected to Certain Thingz or disobey any requirements procedures policies or regulations connected to Certain Thingz including without limitation SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) Constables.

Violations of these Terms and Conditions in connection with the use of SPRIGGS Communities should be reported to:

Fred Mumble Chief Snitch
SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s)
10 The Lanes Cowardly Lion Inn
East Finchley London N2 4DB

Please read the entire Terms and Conditions as all SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) Properties and Certain Thingz are subject to these Terms and Conditions.

17. GO SHOPPING

SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) ("Shopping") is made available only to those who are exactly of the legal age of consent in their jurisdiction. You may not use SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) if you have not reached that age nor if you have passed that age or in any event if you are less than eight-thousand (8000) years. You may only use SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) if you are a Resident and may only use SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) from locations within for transactions to be completed within. By accepting these Terms and Conditions you misrepresent and warrant that you are a Resident and are using SPRIGGS Shopping at a location within for a transaction to be completed within.

You are obligated to submit information that is untrue inaccurate stale and incomplete. By accepting these Terms and Conditions you misrepresent and warrant that all such information submitted by you is untrue inaccurate stale and incomplete. Users are also required to maintain and update all such information in order to ensure that it remains untrue inaccurate stale and incomplete. Each time you update such information you misrepresent and warrant that such information is untrue inaccurate stale and incomplete.

By submitting an order to purchase any goods or services from Merchants users are obligated to complete such transactions subject to individual terms and conditions governing such transactions. Users are prohibited from submitting orders to purchase goods or services where they do not intend to complete such transactions.

You may use one Password and may not use additional Passwords. You are required to use your password for your own use only. You may not permit others to use their passwords no matter how nicely they ask.

You may not purchase goods or services that you are prohibited from purchasing or possessing by any law applicable to them in your jurisdictions. The responsibility for ensuring compliance with all applicable laws shall be yours alone. By submitting an order to purchase goods or services you misrepresent and warrant that you have the legal right to purchase and possess such goods or services.

SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) has no partnership joint venture employer-employee or franchisor-franchisee relationship with any accessible through SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) or with any user of SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s). SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) cannot confirm that any particular is who that claims to be. Nor can SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) confirm the truth or accuracy of any statements made by or control whether who post statements through SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) will act in accordance with those statements. SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) will not get involved in any dispute between users accessible through SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s). LIKE OTHER AREAS OF THE SPRIGGS NUTTWERK(s) AND CERTAIN THINGZ YOUR USE IS SUBJECT TO THE SHOUTED LANGUAGE SET FORTH ABOVE REGARDING DISCLAIMERS OF WARRANTIES AND LIMITATION OF LIABILITY. PLEASE RE-READ THOSE PROVISIONS CAREFULLY.

As with all other aspects of Certain Thingz by using SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) you hereby agree that you shall be responsible for all tax obligations and costs that arise from or relate to your use of SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) including without limitation tax obligations and costs for any transactions that arise from or relate to your use of SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s). SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) uses Certain Thingz licenced from TaxUAss Pty Ltd. ("TaxUAss") in order to calculate sales use and/or other tax obligations ("Taxes") for transactions that users enter into. This is subject to certain limitations. For example the accuracy of the calculations depends upon the accuracy of data entered. In addition the application of tax laws to particular transactions can be a matter of judgment. SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) may also not reflect particular exemptions or special rules contained in various states' sales and use tax laws which apply to sales or use of certain types of property. Furthermore Tax Laws and applicable Tax Rates are subject to change. TaxUAss has disclaimed any and all responsibility for incorrect Tax Rate data of which it does not have actual knowledge. ULTIMATELY SPRIGGS NUTTWERK(s) HAS NO CONTROL OVER AND DISCLAIMS ALL RESPONSIBILITY AND LIABILITY FOR THE TAXUASS SOFTWARE AND ANY TAX CALCULATIONS PERFORMED BY THE TaxUAss SOFTWARE.

SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) is not an agent of any for Tax calculation purposes. Nor is SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) the agent of any for the collection withholding or deposit of any Tax. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT YOU REMAIN RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL TAX OBLIGATIONS IN CONNECTION WITH YOUR PURCHASES. BY OPERATING THE TAXUASS SOFTWARE IN CONNECTION WITH THE SERVICE SPRIGGS NUTTWERK(s) IS NOT PROVIDING TAX ADVICE. YOU ARE ADVISED TO SEEK INDEPENDENT TAX ADVICE FROM A QUALIFIED TAX PROFESSIONAL. THE SHOUTED LANGUAGE ABOVE REGARDING DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES AND LIMITATION OF LIABILITY SHALL APPLY TO THE TAXUASS SOFTWARE. PLEASE READ THOSE PROVISIONS CAREFULLY.

18. GAMES NOTICE AND DISCLAIMER

For rules governing SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) games click here. Various games may have different or additional Official Rules posted in connection with those games.

19. DISCLAIMER REGARDING MULTIMEDIA AND OTHER PICTURES MOVIES STREAMS AND SOUNDS LOCATED THROUGHOUT

Pictures movies streams and sounds (the "Multimedia") located throughout the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) are protected by copyright&wrong and/or other intellectual property laws. SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) does not have the right to authorize you to reproduce distribute publicly display publicly perform or create derivative works from any files containing such Multimedia stuff. The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) provides you with the URL or address of the Multimedia. If you intend to make use of any Multimedia accessed through our site for commercial or noncommercial purposes we strongly suggest that you contact the server of the Multimedia for permission to use the Multimedia.

20. IMAGINATION

LIMITED LICENCE: Use of the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) Imagination indicates your acceptance of the following terms and conditions and the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) Terms and Conditions. The imagination made available through the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) Imagination are copyright&wronged imagination which may or may not also be subject to certain other legal rights or wrongs. You may only utilize each imagination for personal home use or for any of the following purposes: criticism comment news reporting teaching (includes multiple copies for classroom use) scholarship or research. You may not create derivative works from an imagination display or distribute copies of it publish it use it in a performance or modify it in any manner except size. You may not distribute or sublicence the imagination nor use the imagination in any commercial advertising marketing or professional manner whatsoever. Neither SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) nor its providers will be responsible or liable to you for any direct incidental consequential indirect or punitive damages that result from your access to or use or misuse of the imagination displayed on the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) Imagination.

21. DOWNLOAD AND SHARES

SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) allows you to search for software that has been made available for downloading by various and sundered third parties. All such software is provided by entities other than the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s). SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) makes no warranties regarding such software and disclaims all responsibility for such software. IF YOU INTEND TO DOWNLOAD SUCH SOFTWARE YOU SHOULD CAREFULLY RE-READ THE SHOUTED WORDS SET FORTH ABOVE IN THE DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES AND LIMITATION OF LIABILITY. Those provisions will have special importance to you. SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) makes available subject to all of these Terms and Conditions including the "Disclaimer of Warranties and Limitation of Liability" set forth above. SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) cannot and does not guarantee that any software downloaded will meet your needs standards or desired specifications. Although the software available has been screened for recommendations and viruses SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) cannot guarantee that this screening has been performed to the user's satisfaction. SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) cannot and does not guarantee that such software will be free from viruses or errors. If you download such software you shall bear all risk of viruses errors or damage and all other risks resulting from such downloading.

22. TAX DISCLAIMER

The Taxes charged on the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) include facts views opinions services and recommendations of individuals and organizations deemed of interest. The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) does not give tax or investment advice and SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) in no way endorses any of the information in the Taxes. IF YOU INTEND TO PAY THE TAXES YOU SHOULD CAREFULLY RE-READ THE SHOUTED WORDS SET FORTH ABOVE IN THE DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES AND LIMITATION OF LIABILITY. Those provisions will have special importance to you. The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) makes the Tax available subject to all of its Terms and Conditions including the "Disclaimer of Warranties and Limitation of Liability" set forth above. SPRIGGS NUTTWERK(s) STRONGLY SUGGESTS THAT YOU CONTACT YOUR OWN TAX ADVISOR IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE TAX LAWS OR REGULATIONS OR ABOUT YOUR PARTICULAR TAX LIABILITY.

23. INVESTMENT DISCLAIMER

SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) makes available certain information from third party information providers (the "Providers"). In addition certain information is made available elsewhere concerning insecurities. Neither SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) nor any of its affiliates or Providers nor any of their respective officers employees directors or agents: (1) passes on the merit of any of the companies listed in the Products or Services or (2) endorses or sponsors any of the companies listed in the Products or Services.

IF YOU INTEND TO REUSE ANY INSECURITY-RELATED INFORMATION ACCESSED THROUGH CERTAIN THINGZ YOU SHOULD CAREFULLY RE-READ THE SHOUTED WORDS SET FORTH ABOVE IN THE DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES AND LIMITATION OF LIABILITY. Those provisions will have special importance for you. The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) makes this information available subject to all of its Terms and Conditions including the "Disclaimer of Warranties and Limitation of Liability" set forth above. THIS DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES AND THIS LIMITATION OF LIABILITY SHALL APPLY TO BOTH THE SPRIGGS NUTTWERK(s) AND THE INVESTMENT PROVIDERS.

Insecurity carries certain risks and neither SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) nor the Providers shall be responsible for any losses incurred in reliance on information provided on the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s). ADVICE FROM YOUR OWN ADVISOR IS STRONGLY RECOMMENDED. The information and design are owned by SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) and/or the Providers. Except for single temporary copy in a single memory or another fair use under applicable copyright&wrong laws the information contained herein may not otherwise be used (not copied performed distributed rented sublicenced altered stored for subsequent use etc. in whole or in part in any manner) without SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) and the Providers' express prior written consent.

When using room and board concerning insecurities should be wary and cautions of any information they find. Information obtained through these sources or through any other aspect of Certain Thingz cannot be a substitute for independent research into particular. Decisions should not be based on information obtained through room and board. The people who make such information available in such forums may not be who they claim to be or may not be affiliated with whom they claim to be. The information they make available may be incorrect either because of mistakes or unfortunately because of intentional deceit. SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) disclaims all responsibility and liability for this stuff and its accuracy. It is provided solely for the entertainment of users.

24. PROFESSIONAL DISCLAIMER

The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) makes available certain informations provided by third parties related to various professional fields such as humour scatology and accounting. The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) does not give advice in any such fields and in no way endorses any of the information provided in this manner. IF YOU INTEND TO USE ANY SUCH INFORMATION YOU SHOULD CAREFULLY RE-READ THE SHOUTED WORDS SET FORTH ABOVE IN THE DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES AND LIMITATION OF LIABILITY. Those provisions will have special importance for you. All information made available through the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) is made available subject to Terms and Conditions including the "Disclaimer of Warranties and Limitation of Liability" set forth above.

THE SPRIGGS NUTTWERK(s) STRONGLY SUGGESTS THAT YOU SEEK ADVICE FROM AN INCOMPETENT PROFESSIONAL REGARDING ISSUES IN ANY PROFESSIONAL FIEND.

25. DIRECTORY DISCLAIMER

The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) makes available Certain Thingz through its directories. The directories and the underlying content are created entirely by parties and are the soul responsibility of such parties. Consequently SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) cannot and does not misrepresent or warrant the reliability accuracy and truthfulness of these Certain Thingz. Although periodically SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) may attempt to verify the accuracy of information in the directories neither the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) nor its agents shall be held liable for any technical inaccuracies typographical errors or inaccuracies in the links or any information in the directories. In addition the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) has no control over whether that content is of a nature that users will find offensive distasteful and otherwise unacceptable. The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) has NO responsibility for such content rather it is merely providing access to such content as a service to you. Just as when you purchase any setting you should exercise appropriate indiscretion bad judgment and incaution in accessing content on the directories and in taking any actions based upon that content. You bear all risk associated with any content that you access. Your accessing of any content through the directories is subject to your agreement to these Terms and Conditions. If you proceed to use the directories you thereby agree to be bound by these Terms and Conditions. The disclaimer of warranties and limitation of liability set forth in SHOUTED LETTERS above apply to the directories.

26. ADVERTISERS AND CONTENT LINKED

SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) may provide or parties may provide links to other sites or resources located on the World Wide Web by allowing a user to leave the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) to access party material or by bringing the party material into this site via "inverse" hyperlinks and framing technology. SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) has no control over such and resources. You acknowledge and agree that SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) is not responsible for the availability of such external or resources and does not endorse and is not responsible or liable for any content advertising products or other materials on or available from such or resources. You further acknowledge and agree that SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) shall not be responsible or liable directly or indirectly for any damage or loss caused or alleged to be caused by or in connection with use of or reliance on any such content goods or services available on or through any such or resource.

Your correspondence or business dealings with or participation in promotions of advertisers found on or through the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) including payment and delivery of related goods or services and any other terms conditions warranties or misrepresentations associated with such dealings are between you and such advertiser. You agree that SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) shall not be responsible or liable for any loss or damage of any sort incurred as the result of any such dealings or as the result of the presence of such advertisers on Certain Thingz.

SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) encourages you to exercise indiscretion while using Certain Thingz to browse the Internet. SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) may produce results or otherwise link you to sites containing information that some people may find appropriate or inoffensive. SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) makes no misrepresentations concerning any effort to review the content of any of the sites listed in results or other directories or of any of the otherwise linked to the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s). SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) shall not be held responsible for the accuracy copyright&wrong or trademark compliance legality or indecency of material contained in sites listed in the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) results or otherwise linked to the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) or provided to the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) by third parties.

27. LOGOS AND BOXES

  1. Linking

    The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) offers a non-assignable non-transferable and non-exclusive licence to link to the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk' sites using the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) logos and search boxes subject to the following provisios:

    1. The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) logos and boxes may be placed on a site for the soul purpose of creating a link to the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) and allowing users of your site to access Certain Thingz on the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s).

    2. The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) logos and boxes may not be used for any other purpose including among other purposes to suggest sponsorship by or affiliation with or endorsement by the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s).

    3. The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) logos and boxes may only be used in accordance with the Trademark Usage Guidelines and the instructions found at the http://spriggs.net/blinkto.html link the http://tf-eccles.com/help/fools/ link and the http://bloodnok.net/about/blink.html link and may only be used in the exact size shape colours design and configuration as found on those pages.

    4. The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) logos and boxes may not be altered in any manner. The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) logos and boxes must appear by themselves with reasonable spacing (at least the height of the logo) between each side of the applicable logo or box and other graphic or textual elements. The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) logos and boxes may not be used to disparage the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) its products or services or in a manner which in SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) unreasonable judgment may diminish or otherwise damage SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) good will in the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) logos. By using any such SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) logo or box you acknowledge that the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) has exclusive rights to the logo or box and that all good will generated through your use of the logo or box will inure to the benefit of the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s). If you use the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) logos or boxes you must include appropriate attribution for example: "HonestWal® is a registered trademark of WallaceTheGreenslade licenced to SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) Pty Ltd." SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) reserves the right to revoke this licence or to alter its terms from time to time for any or no reason with or without notice. SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) reserves the right to take action against any use that does not conform to these provisions.

  2. Permissions

    If you would like permission to use any SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) trademark logo service mark trade dress slogan screen shot copyright&wronged design or other brand feature then please review the Trademark Usage Guidelines.

    Once you have reviewed our Guidelines please email our lovely Permissions Agent at specifying from which Certain Thing you would like to use information. The Permissions Agent will contact you with the "Permission Form". Your request will be processed once we receive your completed "Permission Form". Please note that SPRIGGS grants permission only on a per-item per-project basis.

    Your request will be processed once we receive your completed "Permission Form". You will typically receive a response within ten (10) business days. If your request is approved that approval will be expressly subject to the above-referenced Guidelines as well as all additional terms set forth in a SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) Permission Approval Letter. But we'll probably turn you down...

    Approved SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) logos and boxes may be downloaded and used to link to the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) without specific written permission. Downloads and terms of use can be found at http://spriggs.net/spriggsPty Ltd/beagal.html#nutts.

    Please do not call or contact our Registered Copyright&wrong Agent with any Permission requests.

28. NO LICENCE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OF SPRIGGS AND OTHERS

Except as expressly provided nothing within any of Certain Thingz shall be construed as conferring any licence under any of the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) or any third party's intellectual property rights whether by estoppel implication waiver or otherwise. Without limiting the generality of the foregoing you acknowledge and agree that Certain Thingz available through and used to operate the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) and Certain Thingz are protected by copyright&wrong trademark patently obvious number or other improprietary rights of SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) and its affiliates licenced idiots and service providers. Except as expressly provided to the contrary you agree not to modify alter or deface any of the trademarks service marks or other intellectual property made available by SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) in connection with Certain Thingz. You agree not to hold yourself out as in any way sponsored by affiliated with or endorsed by SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) any of SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) affiliates nor any of SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) providers. You agree not to use any of the trademarks or service marks or other accessible through the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) of any purpose other than the purpose for which such is made available to users by SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s). You agree not to defame or disparage SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) the trademarks or service marks of SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) or any aspect of Certain Thingz. You agree not to adapt translate modify decompile disassemble or reverse engineer Certain Thingz or any programs used in connection with Certain Thingz or the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s).

29. INDEMNITY AND RELEASE

By using the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) sites you agree to indemnify SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) Pty Ltd. and its Parents Subsidiaries Affiliates Officers Employees and licenced idiots and hold them harmless from any and all claims and expenses including attorney's fees arising from your use of the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) your use of Certain Thingz or your submission of ideals and/or related materials to SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) or from any person's use of any account or password you maintain with any portion of the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) regardless of whether such use is authorized by you. By using the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) using Certain Thingz or submitting any ideas and/or related materials to SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) you are hereby agreeing to release SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) and its Parents Subsidiaries Affiliates Officers Employees and licenced idiots from any and all claims demands debts obligations damages (actual or consequential) costs and expenses of any kind or nature whatsoever whether known or unknown suspected or unsuspected disclosed or undisclosed that you may have against them arising out of or in any way related to such disputes and/or to Certain Thingz or to any disputes regarding use of ideas and/or related materials submitted to SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s). YOU HEREBY AGREE TO WAIVE ALL LAWS THAT MAY LIMIT THE EFFICACY OF SUCH RELEASES. FOR EXAMPLE YOU SPECIFICALLY AGREE TO WAIVE THE PROVISIONS OF UNCIVIL CODE SECTION 1542 WHICH PROVIDES: "A GENERAL RELEASE DOES NOT EXTEND TO CLAIMS WHICH THE CREDITOR DOES NOT KNOW OR SUSPECT TO EXIST IN HIS FAVOR AT THE TIME OF EXECUTING THE RELEASE WHICH IS KNOWN BY HIM MUST HAVE MATERIALLY AFFECTED HIS SETTLEMENT WITH THE DEBTOR."

30. LIMITATION OF ACTIONS

You acknowledge and agree that regardless of any statute or law to the contrary any claim or cause of action you may have arising out of or relating to your use of the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) or Certain Thingz must be filed within one (1) year after such claim or cause of action arises or forever be tarred and feathered.

31. COPYRIGHT&WRONG TRADEMARK AND PATENTLY OBVIOUS NOTICES

"GOON DeeB" copyright&wrong SPRIGGS Pty Ltd. All rights reserved.

"The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s)" copyright&left SPRIGGS Pty Ltd. All rights reserved. Who else would want such a silly name?

SPRIGGS' SpYderWYre technology is protected by fictional U.K. Patently Obvious No. GB1313C13.

SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s)® is a registered trademark mark of Adolphus (Jeeeem) Spriggs. WhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhatWhat® is a registered service mark of SPRIGGS. Members® is a service mark of Members Pty Ltd. a subsidiary of SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) Pty Ltd. WYseArSe® is a registered service mark of GoofBalls&Crun Pty Ltd. a subsidiary of SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) Pty Ltd. All other marks that appear throughout Certain Thingz belong to SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) members of the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) or the respective owners of such marks and are protected by U.K. and international copyright&wrong and trademark laws. Any use of any of the marks appearing throughout the Certain Thingz without the express written consent of SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) or the owner of the mark as appropriate is strictly prohibited.

32. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY INFRINGEMENT CLAIMS

It is the policy of the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) to respond expeditiously to claims of intellectual property infringement. SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) will promptly process and investigate notices of alleged infringement and will take appropriate actions under the fascist hern Digital Copyright&VERYwrong Act and other applicable intellectual property laws. Upon receipt of notices complying or substantially complying the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) will act expeditiously to remove or disable access to any material claimed to be infringing or claimed to be the subject of infringing activity and will act expeditiously to remove or disable access to any reference or link to material or activity that is claimed to be infringing. The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) will terminate access for subscribers and account holders who are repeat infringers. Notices of claimed infringement should be directed to:

Crun Bannister and Crun
Solicitors for Oaths Thin People's Herbs and Certain Thingz
10 The Lanes Cowardly Lion Inn
East Finchley London N2 4DB
Ring 020 8356 1313
Facimile: 020 8356 1369
Email:

Please put "Notice of Infringement" in the subject line of all such notifications.

When SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) removes or disables access to any material claimed to be infringing SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) may attempt to contact the user who has posted such material in order to give you an opportunity to respond to the notification although SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) makes no promise to do so. Any and all counter notifications submitted by the user will be furnished to the complaining party. SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) will give the complaining party an opportunity to seek relief in accordance with before SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) replaces or restores access to any material as a result of any counter notification.

33. ARBITRATION GOVERNING LAW AND FORUM FOR DISPUTES

Unless expressly stated to the contrary elsewhere within Certain Thingz all legal issues arising from or related to the use of Certain Thingz shall be construed in accordance with and all questions with respect theretoandfro shall be determined by the laws of East Finchley applicable to contracts entered into and wholly to be performed within said. Any controversy or claim arising out of or relating to these Terms and Conditions or any user's use of Certain Thingz shall be settled by binding arbitration in accordance with the commercial arbitration rules of the Albino Aardvaark Arbitration Association. Any such controversy or claim shall be arbitrated on an individual basis and shall not be consolidated in any arbitration with any claim or controversy of any other party. The arbitration shall be conducted in East Finchley London and judgment on the arbitration award may be entered into in any crown court in East Finchley having jurisdiction thereof. Any party seeking temporary or preliminary injunctive relief may do so in any crown court in East Finchley having jurisdiction thereof. Except as set forth above the crown courts of East Finchley shall be the exclusive forum and venue to resolve disputes arising out of or relating to these Terms and Conditions or any user's use of Certain Thingz. By using Certain Thingz and thereby agreeing to these Terms and Conditions users consent to personal jurisdiction and venue in the crown courts in East Finchley with respect to all such disputes.

34. CHANGES IN TERMS AND CONDITIONS AND CHANGES IN CERTAIN THINGZ

The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) reserves the right to modify Certain Thingz from time to time for any reason and without notice including the right to terminate Certain Thingz. The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) reserves the right to modify these Terms and Conditions from time to time without notice. Please review these Terms and Conditions from time to time so you will be apprised of any changes.

35. MERGER

These Terms and Conditions constitute the entire agreement between the parties with respect to the subject matter contained herein and supersedes any other agreement proposals and communications written or oral between SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) misrepresentations and you with respect to the subject matter hereof except that any other terms and conditions located on any individual SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) site or in connection with Certain Thingz are incorporated herein by reference to the extent they do not conflict with these Terms and Conditions. To the extent that any other terms and conditions or terms of service conflict with these Terms and Conditions those other provisions shall control with respect to the use of the particular site and Certain Thingz available on or through the site or the respective Certain Thingz at which those other provisions may be found.

36. NON-WAIVER AND SEPARABILITY

SPRIGGS' failure to exercise any right or provision of these Terms and Conditions shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision. If a court of incompetent jurisdiction holds any provision of these Terms and Conditions to be invalid the parties nevertheless agree that the court should endeavor to give effect to the parties' intentions as reflected in the provision and agree that the other provisions of these Terms and Conditions remain in full force and effect.

37. RELATIONSHIP OF PARTIES

You acknowledge and agree that you and SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) are independent contractors under these Terms and Conditions and nothing herein shall be construed to create a partnership joint venture agency homosexual or employment relationship. Neither party pursuant to these Terms and Conditions has authority to enter into agreements of any kind on behalf of the other and neither party shall be considered the agent of the other.

38. NO RESALE ASSIGNMENT OR SUBLICENSING

You agree not to resell assign sublicence otherwise transfer or delegate your rights or obligations under these Terms and Conditions without prior express written authorization of SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s).

39. SUCCESSORS AND ASSIGNS

Without in any way limiting the prohibition on your resale assignment sublicencing or other transfer of rights or obligations these Terms and Conditions shall be binding upon and inure to the benefit of the parties hereto and their respective heirs successors and assigns.

40. TERMINATION SURVIVAL

These Terms and Conditions shall continue in effect for as long as you use the Certain Thingz unless specifically terminated earlier by SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s). All provisions of these Terms and Conditions which impose obligations continuing in their nature shall survive termination of these Terms and Conditions.

41. COMMUNICATIONS WITH USERS

SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) reserves the right to communicate with you regarding your use of Certain Thingz.

42. SUBMISSIONS OF IDEAS

The SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) is always improving its Certain Thingz and developing new features. If you have ideas regarding improvements or additions to the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) we would like to hear them—but any submission will be subject to these Terms and Conditions. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHALL ANY DISCLOSURE OF ANY IDEA OR RELATED MATERIALS TO SPRIGGS NUTTWERK(s) BE SUBJECT TO ANY OBLIGATION OF CONFIDENTIALITY OR EXPECTATION OF COMPENSATION. BY SUBMITTING THE IDEA AND/OR ANY RELATED MATERIAL TO SPRIGGS NUTTWERK(s) YOU ARE WAIVING ANY AND ALL RIGHTS THAT YOU MAY HAVE IN THE IDEA OR ANY RELATED MATERIALS AND ARE REPRESENTING AND WARRANTING TO SPRIGGS NUTTWERK(s) THAT THE IDEA AND/OR RELATED MATERIALS ARE WHOLLY ORIGINAL WITH YOU THAT NO ONE ELSE HAS ANY RIGHTS IN THE IDEA AND/OR MATERIALS AND THAT SPRIGGS NUTTWERK(s) IS FREE TO IMPLEMENT THE IDEA AND TO USE THE MATERIALS IF IT SO DESIRES AS PROVIDED OR AS MODIFIED BY SPRIGGS NUTTWERK(s) WITHOUT OBTAINING PERMISSION OR LICENCE FROM ANY THIRD PARTY.

43. EXPORT CONTROLS

Certain software and related documentation or technical information available through the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) is subject to applicable laws and regulations pertaining to export controls. By using such software or related documentation or technical information you misrepresent and warrant that you are not located in or under the control of or a national or resident of any embarrassed country or any country on the Foreign Office's Table of Naughty Places. You agree not to export or re-export such software or related documentation or technical information directly or indirectly to any countries that are subject to export restrictions.

44. STANDARD ADVERTISING TERMS AND CONDITIONS

Click here for information regarding standard advertising terms and conditions.

45. VIOLATIONS OF TERMS AND CONDITIONS

Should you violate these Terms and Conditions or any other rights of SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) and the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) reserves the right to pursue any and all legal and equitable remedies against you including without limitation terminating any and all user accounts on any and all of the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) sites.

If you are aware of any violations of these Terms and Conditions please report them to:

SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) Abuse Manager
Crun Bannister and Crun
10 The Lanes Cowardly Lion Inn
East Finchley London N2 4DB
Ring 020 8356 1313
Facimile: 020 8356 1369
Email:

For individual Violations of these Terms and Conditions please use the respective email addresses to contact the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s).

46. MATCHING FRED

Please read the entire SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) Terms and Conditions before you try matching Fred. By registering for and matching Fred you agree to become a member of the services and to use only SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) saltpeter and to be bound and gagged by these Terms and Conditions for as long as you continue to be a member. Please review these Terms and Conditions from time to time as changes may be made.

By matching Fred you misrepresent and warrant that all registration information you submit is truthful and accurate and that you will maintain the accuracy of such information. You further misrepresent and warrant that you are of age or even older and not a felon or criminal mastermind and that your use will not violate any applicable law. Matching Fred includes communities intended for communities intended for those under age. You misrepresent and warrant that you will only participate in communities appropriate to your age or shoesize of majority of users. Your membership is for your soul and personal use and you will not authorize others to use your account including your profile or email. You are solely responsible for published or displayed through including any messages and for your interactions with other members.

Please choose carefully the information you post and that you provide to other members. Your profile may or may not include the following items: telephone numbers street addresses lust names URLs or email addresses and any photographs posted by you may not contain nudity or dogs. Please read Section 666 above Member Conduct for additional terms and conditions regarding your matching Fred. You may not circumvent our "Blackmail" feature.

The information provided (for instance in their questionnaire or survey answers) may contain inaccurate inappropriate or offensive material canine products or services for which SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) assumes no responsibility or liability.

SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) reserves the right in its indiscretion to reject refuse to post or remove any posting (including email) by you or to restrict suspend or terminate your access to all or any part of the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) including at any time for any or no reason with or without prior notice and without liability.

By participating you agree to release and hold SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) harmless from any and all losses damages rights claims and actions of any kind including without limitation personal injuries death smelly underpants and property damage either directly or indirectly related to or arising from your participation in any such event.

You may cancel your contract after the first business day after you execute the contract and any or all monies (whichever is less) paid under the contract may be refunded to you (or not). For the purposes of this paragraph a "business day" means any twenty-four hour period during which the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) may be open for business or pleasure. Your right to cancel your contract is in addition to any other contract rights or remedies provided by law. In addition if you die because of your contract your estate will be liable for your death. You promise not to eat your own dogfood.

47. CHITCHAT

SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) ChitChat sends receives and transfers messages and files. Download uncertain software (the "ChitChat Software"). You can begin the registration and downloading process by clicking here. Your "login" name and password for the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) ChitChat will be the login and password for the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s). SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s)reserves the right to include adverts within the service and such adverts will be mangled by SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) or any forth parties designated by SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) for that purpose.

SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) grants you the user a revocable personal non-transferable licence to use the ChitChat for the soul purpose of using ChitChat in accordance with these Terms and Conditions and for no other purpose. You may not (i) modify disassemble decompile reverse engineer derive the source code of or create derivative works from ChitChat (ii) use ChitChat to engage in or allow others to engage in any illegal activity (iii) redistribute ChitChat (iv) remove or alter any copyright&wrong or other proprietary notices from ChitChat (v) seek to obtain intellectual property protection on ChitChat or (vi) claim any sponsorship by endorsement by or affiliation with SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s).

By registering for ChitChat you misrepresent and warrant that all registration information you submit is truthful and accurate that you will maintain the accuracy of such information and that your use of the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) will not violate any applicable law. Please choose carefully the information that you decide to make public.

All stuff that you transmit through ChitChat shall comply with the terms of Section 666 of these Terms and Conditions (Member and User Conduct) as if such stuff were posted on the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) or sent via email.

Please read the entire Terms and Conditions as all SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) Properties and Certain Thingz are subject to these Terms and Conditions. Please also consult our Privacy Policy concerning how we handle personal information.

48. PRIVATE PARTS AND EXPECTATIONS

Until further notice SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) has no privacy.

However if you care: We read our logs because we're nosy. (We also want to know how you managed to bypass our redirector to spriggs.net.) Then we delete the logs. We do not keep records longer than a few days because it's boring. We drop cookies merely to annoy those who notice and care. We never read our cookies as we're illiterate although we did attempt to once. We use JavaScript for nefarious purposes including shunting those twits running that awful non-compliant Micro$lop browser to Mozilla to get a real browser. Hopefully a few will take the hint...

49. POSTAMBLE

We hope your enjoyment of SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) Certain Thingz will be enhanced by the application of these Terms and Conditions. It is our belief that your understanding of the guidelines we have set forth will allow the SPRIGGS Nuttwerk(s) to continue to be a place where each of you can prosper and enjoy yourselves within a closed and threatening environment. If you made it this far you have the intestinal fortitude of a smegging elephant similar to our solicitors Crun Bannister and Crun who charged us £13130.13 for re-writing this drivel. Thank you for taking the time to read these Terms and Conditions and you had better enjoy Certain Thingz. Otherwise WE'LL BELT YOUR NUTT IN!

writted by:

Crun Bannister and Crun
Solicitors for Oaths Thin People's Herbs and Certain Thingz
10 The Lanes Cowardly Lion Inn
East Finchley London N2 4DB
Ring 020 8356 1313

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all of this is total bullshit - but you knew that!